Salad Jerks

A nickname for the overly priced salad/wrap restraunt Salad Works. If you didnt see the sign over the doorway and wander into this shithole, then you find yourself reading off a menu that has $12 salads, Call for help immediately.

Guy 1: "Whats for lunch budddddy?"
Guy 2: "I only have $45. I guess were not going to Salad Jerks"

by StreetBikeTakeover June 22, 2009

circle of jerks

A group of people who are all prescribed to the prescription drug Adderall who barrow from ones prescription, when the borrower is out of the drug claiming to "repay" the lender back when their (borrower) prescription is filled. Taking many days, weeks or to never have the intent of repaying the lender.

When you are prescribed the drug adderall you will most likely be inducted in to the circle of jerks

by dixiehts13 November 24, 2010

Jeeker

A person that is horribly annoying. Also can be known as a geeky jerk.

A person that derives pleasure from tormenting others.

A person that will go out of their way to bother you.

John is such a jeeker. He has been aggravating me all day!

by cheezegirl May 14, 2009

Jeepster

To clarify "Jeepster," this is technically a type of off-road Jeep (automobile) from Marc Bolan's period. So Bolan (of T.Rex fame) in their single Jeepster, is drawing a metaphor to this Jeep. The lyrics make this clear by likening the object of the Jeepsters pursuit to a "Jaguar", another popular automobile of the day.

Jaguars have remained a popular staple for enthusiasts, especially in Britain (where they're produced.) The Jeepster conversely being an American model is probably significant to Bolan's extended metaphor.

Just like a car you're pleasing to be hold
I'll call you Jaguar if I may be so bold
'Cos you're my baby, 'cos you're my love
Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love - oh

by yksehtniycul March 18, 2009

circle jerks

a bunch of guys sitting aorund wanking.... a big group jerk off.

frank is a circle jerk, he goes to circle jerks

by ryan December 7, 2003

jees

South African slang, derived from "jesus". Has many uses: (a) when exasperated
(b) in defense
(c) when expressing disbelief / surprise / amazement

Jees it's hot today!

Mom: Did you wash the dishes?
Daughter: Jees, I'm going to do it in a minute

Sally: My friend was in a car accident yesterday
Bob: Jees, is she okay?

by skitzodee September 26, 2005

Jerksprout

A person who is being a jerk in a very immature, childish manner.

He didn't like my opinion in the discussion so he went through dozens of my previous posts and made negative comments on them like a little jerksprout.

by RX0 January 24, 2013