jedded

When your violent comedown and horrific hangover mix together. There is no worse state one can be in than jedded.
Sam: Ben mate, have you heard from Damo this morning?
Ben: Yeah youth, he's absolutely Jedded
by Silly Sam and Bold Ben July 21, 2017
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Jed

A young teenage boy who spends most of his time in the woods, collecting his food. His food consists of mainly squirrels & occasionally a cat. He enjoys spending most of his spare time in his basement, playing pool & watching whatever is on the tv. He is also a hoarder. His best friend is his pet bunny.
Person 1- what's poppin at jed's tonight man?
Person 2- oh, you know. just chillin with the usual crowd at jed's basement, playing pool of course, but the 8 ball has gone missing.

Person 1-oh well, im sure we can find one somewhere in that hoarder's basement.
by montoya567 August 14, 2011
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Jed

Jed is a guy who can make you confused , when you have a crush on a guy named Jed , he'll give you mixed signals which will hurt you alot but he's also has a great humor and very understanding
Jed is cool
by fckmefhd November 24, 2021
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Jed

Thot 1: Is that the neighbourhood hottie Jed?
Thot 2: Yeah I sucked his dick yesterday.
by A Fucking Beast. January 22, 2018
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Jed

Pisses is girls mouths and only last 30 seconds in the saddle
Jed lasted only 30 seconds
by Jed lober March 27, 2019
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Jed

A poor mountaineer who barely kept his family fed,
But one day as he was shooting at some food,
Up from the ground came a bubbling crude. (Oil, that is. Black gold. Texas tea.)
by Nat Rator June 18, 2004
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Jed

For a player in a game of pool to set up at least three or four consecutive shots near a single pocket and pot them all.
Ohno, Ollie just got Jeded!
by Braaarg January 13, 2009
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