Jebus

Word used in place of Jesus, usually for children who attend church a couple times and assume they aren’t going to hell.

Sweet jebus your mum looked so fucking sexy today.

by Beefy potato-rito March 28, 2019

Jebus

Originally used in an episode of Family Guy in the end of their 1999 season, by cardinals reading through the bible. Later used by the Simpsons' Homer when he became a missionary. Now, it's just slang for anything from Jesus to shrooms.

"On page ---, it says Jebus, isn't supposed to say Jesus?"
"SAVE ME JEBUS!"
"Sweet Jebus, don't touch me there!"

by The Real Slim Jebus October 10, 2005

Jebus

The Short Bus Cult Messiah. Forum Admin on AT. A beer drinking Canuck who preys on the intelligence of the Sh*tlisted.

SL'r: "My brother must of disconnected after it was done"
Jebus: "You and your Brother can enjoy Public Purgatory, while felating each other in the back seat of the Short Bus"

by The Real Jebus July 8, 2006

Jebus

Non-union Mexican equivalent of jesus.

Jebus got shot runnin 'cross the border...

by William Nownes April 21, 2005

Jebus

The cousin of Jesus.

Kid - "Did Jesus have any relatives?"
Pastor - "Well. He had a cousin Jebus."

by Jeff Belcher February 9, 2007

Jebus

An expression of surprise when something shocking or unexpected occurs

Jebus chrism that cumshot was long!

by Hellfired December 16, 2008

Jebus

The correct spelling of Jeebus, according to the Simpsons guides.

"Help! Save me, Jebus!"

by The S April 12, 2005