family jewels

Male testicles.

"Yo, don't smack my family jewels."

by x January 22, 2003

Jebemsharaf

An unknown element from serbia. Mentioned in folklores.
Know to give unhuman-like powers

Jebemsharaf has yet to be found

by Dr.Pjuskebusk December 13, 2021

johnny jewels

A dump so impressive, you purposely don't flush it so others can enjoy it's magnificence.

I went to the can only to find Tony had left me a johnny jewels in the toilet.

by sinzoftheflesh August 11, 2020

Polishing the family's jewels

A slang term for masturbation, observably used primarily British "people".

Sam: "I was in my flat polishing the family's jewels until my sister knocked on the door"

by your big gay ○w○ May 28, 2021

Family Jewels

Male testicles hold sperm, half of the recipe for beginning a new human life.

A smackeroo in the family jewels, not good.

by jtsfl January 9, 2009

Jewels

The precious fragil part of the male body. (The balls)

Owwwwww my ex kicked me in the jewels!!!!!!

by blackfire319 May 27, 2018

gypsy jewels

the beautiful droplets of water that form on the ceiling of a steam sauna and occasionally fall down on your face and body, cleansing your sins and your soul with their majestic powers, which were endowed by the mountain gypsy king

I had a very belligerent weekend in Mammoth, so I snuck into the health club sauna and let the magic gypsy jewels heal me and renew my soul.

by lipsattak November 19, 2011