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jaundice

it's when you turn yellow from liver malfunction you fucking morons
Bill drinks too much so his skin is jaundice
by mark July 28, 2005
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Jaunx

Jaunx is the #1 created slang word.
With no exact definition, Jaunx relies on the context and tone in which it is used and so impossible to understand if you don't know how to use (or jaunx) it right.
It is the only word that can be used as a verb, noun, adjective, adverb and conjunction.
It's origins are unknown but it's pronounced with a soft "x."

Once you got a full understanding, jaunx's perfection is undeniable.
WoO WoO pull ova that jaunx is too fat!!
D-Block: You tryin to go to the bar?
Weez: I'm jaunxed man, I'm probably jaunx later though
(tired) (go out)

Yo-Berg: are you jaunxin any jaunx?
(holdin) (bud)
Dopeman: yeah, i'll hit you up

Mr. Vag: that bitch looks so jaunxed!
(like a fatty skank)
PooPoo: fuck that, I'll definitely jaunx that ass.
(tap)
by Jdazzle onetime December 31, 2007
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Jaun

A pronoun, used to replace things. Instead of saying "please find the fork" say "please find the jaun"
"Yo, these jauns is tight son!"
by Jay March 10, 2004
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jahunga

Out in the middle of nowhere, usually used with a direction, i.e. East or West. Is a synonym of "bumblefuck."
"I'm not driving out to East Jahunga. You come here."
by Jesus02939384384 July 7, 2008
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Jaunty Pirate

1. Having a buoyant or self-confident air like a pirate.
2. Crisp and dapper in appearance.
3. Self knowing in confidence on the field of battle.
"Andy resembled a jaunty pirate as he entered the office, his appearance was fierce as he exuded nothing but confidence."
by Geocoder June 26, 2009
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The Jaunzemis Effect

1. When you use any living or non-living thing's success or progress to benefit yourself.

2. When you trick and or confuse someone into giving you money.

3. When your ego is through the roof and you won't let a single soul tell you otherwise.

Based off of the YouTube celebrity and role model to all things breathing, "Ryan Jaunzemis"
Person 1: Hey man, you aren't going to believe what Ryan told me he needed money for!

Person 2: Wait, he borrowed money from me too. What did he say it was for?

Person 1: He said it was for the therapy he had to go when he made magnificent bagels.

Person 2: He told me the same thing! I was confused so I just gave it to him. I wonder what he's spending it on.

Person 2: I don't know but I know we've been hit by The Jaunzemis Effect!
by WeLoveJaunzemis August 28, 2016
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Jayana

a pretty girl, who gets good grades and has a lot of friends. but dont mess with her because she will beat you up in an instant
Jayana is so perfect.
i know right
by itsasecret777 June 9, 2018
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