A Jayson is a sad soul sitting in a Data Mining Class, wallowing in the infinite confusion and statistics at the time.
Person A: Hey! Is that a Chris!?
Person B: No, it's just a Jayson...
Person C: JAYSON!!! JAYSON!! JAYSON!?
Person B: No, it's just a Jayson...
Person C: JAYSON!!! JAYSON!! JAYSON!?
by Staley12345 October 17, 2017
Jayson has been around town
by Fatherthickboys February 19, 2021
by pikey October 31, 2004
He's a certified nerd and he's not afraid to show it, Star wars, Lord of the rings, DnD, you name it. This doesn't mean he's not cool though, he's one of the most genuine of people you will ever meet. He is also great at impressions and an absolute blast to be around, he never fails to lighten the mood whilst he munches on his chocolate. But be careful, he's not for takes. He has a demon with HIM..
STAY AWAY!
Also he a biiiiittttchhhhh. <=====(-¬
STAY AWAY!
Also he a biiiiittttchhhhh. <=====(-¬
by Kai is amazing November 25, 2021
The next Lebron James. The kid is goated as fuck already and he has more comin his way. He is the small forward for the Boston Celtics (aka the best team in the association). The light skin mamba.
Random guy: Who is that sexy dude playing small forward for the C’s
Any educated person: Oh that’s just the light skin mamba, Jayson Tatum
Any educated person: Oh that’s just the light skin mamba, Jayson Tatum
by Your local genius March 20, 2020
HAVING A MASSIVE BONER, when someone has a boner while everyone points and laughs repeatedly saying boner.
by super_nerd_123 March 09, 2016