"I have no problem with being a dyke, but I still feel utter revulsion the second I hear the word 'jasper'"
by Axel Edgren September 12, 2005

Everyone: i think Jasper autistic high on the spectrum
Jasper: *whips out Allahs powers* STRIKE ON THEN *whispers* join cthulhu
Jasper: *whips out Allahs powers* STRIKE ON THEN *whispers* join cthulhu
by BigAids69 January 26, 2020

by l4yercke July 11, 2018

the preformance of the jasper
To give someone a Jaspering is to preforming doggy style on a female while placing a carrot in her asshole in the city of Birmingham, the home to the British comedian Jasper Carrot
by Ryan Hollingsworth November 28, 2006


by Ummmm-Something? November 22, 2017

Jasper is a supportive, trustworthy, funny, brave, and sexy cute man! Will always make you smile and giggle, even if you don’t wanna talk to anyone he’ll be there with you. Time to time he will tease you about the most goofiest things, he will help you until the end of time together. Give you sweet and memorable memories, from FaceTime to long conversations, will give you all you need. not money but strong and beautiful love:) if you have a jasper, treasure him and stay with him, he will be the most special person to you, so give him love<3 - grr
by lovelybutlonely January 6, 2019
