Jortz

(v) The act of ejaculating in one's jean shorts.
(n) Jean shorts which have been ejaculated in.

"Man, that girl was so hot I almost creamed my jeans!" "You mean you jortzed?"

"These jortz are so crusty I put legs on 'em and used them as a coffee table."

by DudeIDunno September 14, 2011

jart

A fart stored in a jar.

P1:Don't open that jar!
P2:Why not?
P1:That jar has a jart inside.

by Don't Look Into Their Eyes December 21, 2016

jaritzy

A very smart, nice, funny person who likes hitting peaple with books and making up random words up

Jaritzy hit me with the book then said pazoom

by 0987654321;) April 15, 2015

Jartinez

Any man known for extreme logic, excellent communication skills, and a great sense of humor.

Tom is our on-site Jartinez. Anytime the corporate management does something stupid, Tom analyzes the situation and explains it in a funny and easy to understand manner that makes everyone laugh and no one angry.

by Harry Lemming June 19, 2006

Jatz

Jatz: To abruptly leave an area.

That bitch is corn, I got to jatz.

My brain was jatzing all over the place when I took special K.

Dude the fuzz are coming we got to jatz.

He jatzed when I pissed on his car.

by Snoop Fresh September 7, 2005

Jantzen

A girl who surprises you with some new amazing quality each and every day. She's strikingly beautiful and probably the funniest girl you know. The coolest and most unique person ever. Getting her to laugh or smile is the most rewarding thing you can do. She's adorable and amazing balled up into one, and there will never be anyone like her. Everyone who really understands her realizes that they are in the company of a truly wonderful person and feels blessed. Jantzen makes you feel like the world is the great place it's supposed to be.

I didn't feel like life was all that great, then I got to know Jantzen.

by Pynchowned September 28, 2014

Jarzit

a mark of the shadow elf rouge that steal everything and wanted to dual class into a blood hunter

fuck you drake-The Possibly Dwarf

Jarzit is a lad-fish

by Randommonkey03 October 18, 2019