Jarrett Sorko

A white comedian rapper from Canada.

Dude did you hear that new Jarrett Sorko song? I liked the part where he rapped.

by P.Dank November 14, 2011

jared the subway guy

A total dirtbag who was a child molester and acted in the movie sharknado

A famous actor and sandwich maker turned rapist is jared the subway guy

by HunterTheDude November 3, 2017

jared leto

Jared Leto is possibly the most underrated actor. he is so amazing in movies like lord of war and requiem for a dream. He is also the lead singer of 30 seconds to mars, one of the greatest bands ever!
im sick of everyone going "OMG HES SOOOOO SEXY, I WANNA ROOT HIM!! yes hes sexy but he is truly one of the greatest actors/singers and has one of the most amazing voices youll ever hear!

oh and to all the 30 seconds to mars fans..."Provehito In Altum!" - youll know what it means

fangirl: " OMG i just love 30 seconds to mars because jared leto is sex on legs!!"

true fan "yeah he's hot but have u actually heard their inspirational and amazing songs??"

Fangirl: JARED LETO IS THE SEX!!!!

true fan: .....

by bluefurrymonster August 5, 2007

Jarrell

Jarrell is a guy that is so sweet, and passoniate. He is also a really hilarious person that would make you laugh, and make you happy. He also is a great artist and is into music. Jarrell is an independent, strong, intelligent, wonderful person. You would want him in your life, and also he try his hardest, and also sometimes dumb, but also very intlligent.

Dang that kid jarrell Is so sweet, and kind!

by Jarrellyyybelly September 3, 2019

Jared Allen

1. The craziest mother fucker in the NFL. Usually clad in purple and white, he uses his mullet's intimidation factor to make offensive linemen bow at his feet. When he's not playing football, he's usually found hunting elk with a spear and kicking Chuck Norris's ass.

2. A person who also has a mullet, wears purple, and strikes fear into the heart of all he encounters (especially elk).

1. "Did you see the game yesterday?" "Yea, Jared Allen drank the QB's blood after it was over."

2. "That guy's mullet is HUGE!" "Don't fuck with him, he's a Jared Allen."

by Jyrki January 24, 2010

Jared Watson

White boy swag. 1 of the lead singers from The Dirty Heads.

Fangirl #1: "You see the dance Jared Watson did at the beginning of the video?"

Fangirl # 2: "Hell yeah! He's got that white boy swag!"

by localsonlybrah November 6, 2011

Jared Joke

A joke or Meme that is completely irrelevant to the conversation.

"I got a flat tire on the highway and I don't know why?"

"Maybe if my cock was in your mouth you wouldn't of had a flat tire." -Jared Joke

by Steven Verrell December 24, 2014