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jangler

he who jangles his genitalia (solely by means of hands- free gyration)vigorously between the thighs in a clumsy, and pendulum-like fashion. Most often used figuratively suggesting an agenda-driven, innate yet foolish malice. In many cases the jangler lurks amongst social circles undetected due to his calculating nature. It is often necessary to point out a jangler to his less discerning peers (see example)
"No, I'm sorry. I don't care what all you lot say; that guy's a JANGLER!"
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Jankerly

Anybody who is named Jankerly has been confirmed to get laid and live a successful life.
Jankerly gets girls unlike Brandon but the n is replaced by a l.
by Extremely tall and hot person December 29, 2021
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crazy jangler

man, i saw that girl on a porn and she was acting like a crazy jangler!
OR
i am a crazy jangler!
by Alexa Holladay May 5, 2007
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Panamanian Jangler

The Panamanian Jangler

While having sex with a girl you pull out as you nut and procede to cum all over her stomach and chest. Then use it to rub her down for the next few minutes until it becomes sticky and then proceed by slapping her sticky tits. The rule is that she’s then not allowed to shower until after her next day of work.
I feel really gross today, my boyfriend gave me a Panamanian Jangler last night and I smell like cum.
by Panamaniac6969 June 18, 2018
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Wang Jangler

One who jangles his wang
get outta the bath room stop jangling your wang you wang jangler
by The wang jangler May 23, 2022
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Janker

One who janks-off excessively.
At work they call me the "Janker" because I tend to jank-off at work.
by Mr. Janker September 15, 2007
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jankle

The act of lifting ankle weights repeatedly to gain ankle muscle. Jack- ankle. Opposite of cankles "fat ankles"
jackedankle jankle
by funterm March 11, 2014
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