Jakob

someone who always brings pizza to his friends' houses no matter if it's storming outside

A: ugh I'm soo hungry.
Jakob: I got you. Be there in 5 minutes with pizza for you.

by mrwssmnd January 3, 2017

Jakob

He's the most amazing guy found! He's so sweet, kind and gives the best bloody hugs ever! Every one loves him and not just because he's hot shit. He's really trust-worthy and a best friend for life type of guy.

Girls: Oh my god, Jakob hugged me today and it was so lovely! He's like my best friends and I tell him everything. i love him!

by yoyolololo February 6, 2013

Jakobi

A very talented funny and freaky person mainly a boy, who struggle with his perverted issues and honestly puts in the effort to change. He is very handsome and has a very big penis ,girls always underestimate him.He is very sensitive and truly want to find love.

hey jeff get like jakobi

by thatkidjeffrey2 November 6, 2018

Jakobi

A man with a massive cock, like no other. A whales penis is nothing to a Jakobis.

All the girls say that Brendon is such a Jakobi.

by Ultralord69 September 23, 2016

Jakebabe

1. The act of baking ones penis in an easy bake oven. Usually with a spicy type of newmans own ranch dressing, and jalepeno peppers
2. Fuck
3. A forest

Yesterday, I jakebabed all over the oven.

by Soudja Jew October 25, 2007

Jakob

Jakob is an amazing person. They aren't like your average person Jakobs are rare but once you have one in your life you'll want him in it forever. Jakobs tend to be tall, good looking, funny, kind, serious and all around a good guy. He tends to have a big ego but people know on the inside he is humble. Jakobs are normally skilled in every way and are perfectly tall. They aren't the most popular guy because Jakobs don't want that they would rather a medium group of reliable friends. They tend to have a friend called Libby with a last name of either Jones or Smith

Libby: see Jakob over there I see why I was so obsessed with him
friend: so do I look at how perfectly tall he is

by J-hooman August 21, 2019

JakeyBoy

the best kid alive "BloxtonSupporter"

Me: do you think jake is funny?
7yo: no he is cringe
Me: I will kill you
7yo: i hate JakeyBoy
He died soon after

by ShockingDragon July 30, 2023