Jonking Late Mate

Jonking: Up to interpretation

Stroking at night, playing, crying, laughing, eating

$35 for jonking late mate in the studio

by necobunny August 7, 2024

janking

janking is the other term for jerking off as this is the lets say more "funny" way to say it or your trying to keep it on the low its a better alternative for the word jerking and can be used in multiple scenarios as in a funny way to say jerking or even a way to say jerking on the down low

person 1: im janking my shi rn

person 2: aight bro

by skibiditoiletultrasigma May 2, 2024

Jonking

Beating it under the influence

She (or he) left me last night so I ended up jonking it

by Jorkmaster March 30, 2025

jahorkiney

Any convoluted or frustrating task that feels unnecessarily complicated or mentally draining.

They transferred me to five departments and then hung up on me. I swear to God, this is some grade-A jahorkiney.

by Juicer Friendly May 6, 2025

jonking my peanits

went to roblex script cub. heh. lets just sey. i jonking my peanits.

guy1: im jonking my peanits
guy2: me too bro, me too.

by ligmasigma August 27, 2025

Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.

Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!

by Goooooober May 9, 2016