jagoffery

The ignorance displayed by being a jagoff or jerkoff. Being confrontational, self-serving, obnoxious, or just generally dfficult or uncooperative.

Sam: Wow, the rampant jagoffery in our society today is mind-boggling!

Samantha: Yeah, no doubt. Hey, speaking of mind-boggling, let's continue this discussion over a few of those mind-boggling Belgian ales...

by whimzzical August 4, 2008

Jagoonky

Ja-goon-kie

A derogatory word towards ones penis. said with a Ray Romano/ Kermit the Frog accent.

Mrs.Piggy will you please sit on my Jagoonky

by doobie Brothers March 7, 2009

Jagotbriggsed

(Pronounciation: jah-got-briggsed)

Describes the negative position that one is in after being screwed over or tricked by a scheming person.

Katy: "I can't believe I fell for all his lies again."
Chris: "Jagotbriggsed!"

by BooYah Grandma1010 September 15, 2010

Jahoval

Jesus's Homie.

That's very inappropriate; Jahoval would not approve.

by Kirbyxoo December 8, 2010

jagoff

A douchebag. Roots in Polish communities in Pittsburgh and Chicago.

From one jagoff to another, Rahm is a jagovff. -Blago

by Nate Maier August 13, 2016

jagvi

The best person on earth

Jagvi is amazing!

by Person<333 December 5, 2021

jagon

An alien sex organ. Comes from the episode of South Park when they discover that Earth is just a reality TV show.

"Oh yeah, you got my jagon all hard!"

by Stevio G. September 27, 2004