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Jaggers are typically (in my best friend experience) obnoxious but, in a light hearted funny way. Jaggers are secretly insecure, but they often hide their feelings (you know... Those touchy feely thingies.) You can often find them in thermir natural habitat... Their air of arrogance. Once you get to know them you will find out that they are smart, kind, and a great loyal friend. They are always there for you and can help anyone throuhh hard times.
Friend: dude i luve jagger.
Random dude: What yo talking about dude your insane.
Friend: hes chill just get to know him
by SAR <3 February 24, 2018
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some sharp (usually) metal object you get pricked with like a worn hose braid or tire belting.
ow fuck i just pricked myself with these jaggers changing this hose
by rango8633 May 15, 2018
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A boy who can stick it into any girl he wants and he has a rock hard that he can kill Godzilla with. When he is yoloing on the streets I wouldn't mess with him because he will rape you and you will never be able to fuck again
1. Oh Jagger has a dick like a john Cena it's so smooth and I would die to touch it oh yeah lick lick
by hgnzvx hcnt3bfms ncbemns cx April 30, 2019
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that one typical heartbreaker everyone hates😌
fuck you jagger”
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Chill guy very smart and kind. Will put others before himself. Jagger is most likely a nerd.
Jagger is a genius.
by JagJaxn November 15, 2020
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Jagger is hyperbole to describe big dickness. As famous philosopher max lee once said, there are 6 main stages to penis size - "extra smol, smol, medium, large, extra large, and jagger". Jagger is the epitome of sexiness and big dickness and some say his dick is even bigger than Ju Han's (7.88878e+9 inches). His cock is so thick it could be used as a river dam. His balls are so big that he can solve the water crisis with his semen production. He cums so fast he can solve the energy crisis by attaching a water turbine to his dick. Jagger is so sexy and sexy is so jagger. neeeeh.
"Bro, you actually have a jagger dick. I can see it poking out of your pants."
by redcreeper947 March 17, 2021
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