A big black Mexican that has a very big penis that is often referred to as "El Dongo". Jeringa is viewed like a prophet for some people, he enjoys circumcising babies and eating the foreskin to be satisfied. He has circumcised celebrities like Gekyume Onfroy and Thanos with his purple dick. Jeringa is the mighty giver of H.I.V, father of all Mexicans, friend of Big Chungus, Moto Moto, Ricardo Milos and Shrek, also consumer of foreskin tacos with guacamole and beans. He is also the sexiest person alive and will make you instantly nut when you see him. Jeringa also flexes every single minute of his life and enjoys doing Guacamole Nigga Penis in his free time. He also has unlimited N-word passes and will literally destroy your asshole if you engage in the sexual act with him. Jeringa enjoys shitting on toasters, burning his pee hole with a hot needle and leaving his ass unwiped after shitting.
"Save us, mighty lord Jeringa"
"Did you see El Dongo, it is beautiful"
"Gekyume was circumcised by Jeringa"
"Did you see El Dongo, it is beautiful"
"Gekyume was circumcised by Jeringa"
by Big Dick Monkey March 15, 2019
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"Oh my god! Marina confirmed the fact that she wrote "Superstar" about Jack and "Orange Trees" about the time she spent in Greece with him." -Ashley
"They're so in love. Jarina is my OTP. Why haven't they gotten married yet?" -Sara
"I bet they're going to have a big wedding in either Japan or Greece since that's where they've spent a lot of time."-Ashley
"Holy mackerel, that sounds like a hell of an idea!"-Ashley
"They're so in love. Jarina is my OTP. Why haven't they gotten married yet?" -Sara
"I bet they're going to have a big wedding in either Japan or Greece since that's where they've spent a lot of time."-Ashley
"Holy mackerel, that sounds like a hell of an idea!"-Ashley
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A: I just heard that girls name is Jaedin.
B: We need to go catch her because girls name Jaedin are so rare because they're so awesome!
B: We need to go catch her because girls name Jaedin are so rare because they're so awesome!
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