Jaenus

A Jaenus belongs to the Korean Deity Kim Jaejoong (lead singer of top Asian group TVXQ who crash landed on Earth from his home planet, also named Jaenus, after hearing the call of Yundick).

A Jaenus is a deep never ending cavern similar to that of a Limestone cave. The Jaenus has moist pink walls and exudes a strawberry essence. Jaenus is known for being inhabited nearly 24/7 by none other than Yundick aka Anaconda Wang.

A Jaenus is the 8th World Wonder, known for its oxymoronic qualities, such as being a wide expanse that one can crawl into, yet being very tight and "form fitting" at the same time.

A Jaenus also enjoys being filled with various objects, from Anacondas to spiders to the infamous mystery "jellies".

"Wow, the Jaenus is quite pliant today." "Yeah, I think Yundick just finished with it."

"The Jaenus is responding to the call of Yundick. Look at it clench!"

by JJLuver33 October 14, 2011

jaeley

A girl who is very kind loving and sincere. A good person to hang out with. A very beautiful woman with an amazing personality.

Her name is Jaeley

by GBPDUDE52 April 9, 2017

jaee

A very pretty and attractive girl, who loves romance. She is adventurous and friendly. Also she has an amazing smile and has a really friendly nature. If you know Jaee, don't ever let her leave your life.

Monica: Hey, would you date me?
Patrick: Sorry, but you're not Jaee.

by Goodyoungman October 16, 2019

Jaeden

Jaeden is the one person in life who you will actually need.Jaedens are extremely hot, have a great sense of humour(including dark humour) and are quite smart. They are awkward at times but confident most of the time. They will win any fight they participate in and know how to please their girl. They can get all the ladies but they aren’t a player as they are loyal and honest and they will spoil you rotten. They are extremely good friends and even better boyfriends. Jaedens are 100% boyfriend/husband/baby daddy material.just know, if there is a jaeden in your life but they already have a gf, it’s best to find someone else bc lemme tell you here honey booboo you ain’t got a single chance with him. His gf will dislike you too as she loves him with all her heart and can’t bare to see him with another girl(in a relationship way) Jaedens love their gf to bits and would do anything for them.

Girl 1: Hey gurl! So I bumped into this guy the other day.. he’s really cute and funny. Seems like the one tbh. I’d didn’t get his name though.. but I got his number!!

Girl 2: OMG bitchhh he must be a jaeden I’m telling you it’s always the jaedens

by a girl who is depressed October 31, 2019

Jaeger-Bombastic

Alcoholic shot of jaeger, mixed with apple cider. Known for an amazingly refreshing taste and making you run across the bar to try an attack the "titan" stealing the girl you chatted up all night.

I was so blitzed, i asked the bartender for 2 shots of jaeger-bombastic and i tried to fight my exs boyfriend.

by tmac2308 May 25, 2014

Jaeni

(1) A beautiful girl, who brightens the world with her smile.
(2) An intelligent girl who thinks that she isn't good enough for the world.
(3) An amazing little sister that anybody could ever have.
(4) A unique girl that everybody should encounter in their lifetime.

I really wish I could meet a Jaeni.

by Leesanity November 27, 2012

Jaeger

1. A 'hunter' in the German language.
2. In Pacific Rim (2013 movie), these are giant robots used to fight off aliens that come from between 2 tectonic plates.

"The Jaeger beat the crap out of the alien!"

by Isaac Clarke the Unlucky October 8, 2014