Jack Wagon

Lame, whiney, pathetic, take it in the ass sissypunk looking for a pity party.

Quit crying and grow a pair, you little jack wagon!

by Agent472007 July 15, 2010

Jack Wagon

Someone who annoys the crap out of you or is very rude.

You're such a jack wagon!!!!!!!

by MagicalPony August 21, 2011

Jack Wagon

A person who does not understand how to drive according to the rules of the road.

That Jack Wagon..He cut me off not even looking right

by JoeyT the Man October 15, 2021

Jackpagne

Jackpagne (pronounced "Jack Pain") is a drink consisting of excessive amounts of Jack Daniels Whiskey poured into a drunk person's champagne.

One then proceeds to belittle said person until they down the horrid concoction in a show of drunken and tragic bravado. This usually results in them "feeling tha pagne" shortly thereafter.

Dude. Mix that shit with Jack... it's called Jack PAGNE! JACKPAGNE!

by Mahesh July 25, 2008

Jack Wagon

An incredibly large piece of fecal matter which sticks 6 inches out of the toilet water.

Hey guys, get over here and check out this huge Jack Wagon!

by Winky Browneye January 1, 2011

Jack Wagon

A wagon full of people jerking off playing soggy biscuit

Evan, Dryden, and jack were playing playing jack wagon in the cotton fields

by Eevaann October 31, 2018

jackatone

Analing fisting the victim while he or she is screaming in a horrific way (in other case; needing help) when the victim's anus is wide open, the offender will shit, piss and cum until it's full. (Note: this word can be highly offense to others if they know'd the word)

A childmolster had kidnapped and jackatoned me in his garage brutally.

by SGT_SCHMOO July 5, 2016