jacktard

When you are such a dumb ass that calling you a jackass or a tard isn't enough.

Yo that dude is the biggest jacktard I have ever seen.

by Doug LPD August 16, 2006

Jackturbating

The Act of Jacking off while saying you're masturbating while mistaking it for fapturbating, which means you are jackturbating.

Simon was Jackturbating to Haylee Williams voice in Airplanes 1 & 2.

Dude I just jackturbated all over the Palringo Chat.

I don't masturbate.....I jackturbate!!!!

by AproSamurai June 21, 2010

Jackaroni n' cheese

The act of putting one's penis into a medium to large bowl or pot of macaroni and cheese and then ejaculating.

Stacy: Did you hear what Kyle did?
Megan: No, What?
Stacy: He had a jackaroni n' cheese!
Megan: No way!

by Lonely_Bigcock August 9, 2013

Jackaroo

A shit box 4wd that suck balls

That jackaroo is a heap of fucking shit

by Atalalakaka September 30, 2015

jaktar

good bloke

jaktar is a good bloke

by CaseyH2 February 27, 2021

jaktard

Jaktard:noun:A person of extreme idiodicy, whos initals are J.A.K.
"Jaktard" was created by me, as an alias. Apperentley people have been using it as a different meaning. I guess you could use it as a insult.

1.God jaktard is really acting retarded today
2.God damn jaktard, get the hell out of here!

by josh kossick February 23, 2008

Jacktoria

The celebrity shipping of Jack Barakat from All Time Low and Victoria Asher, the keyboardist from Cobra Starship. These two have had adorable tweets, amazing pictures and it is one of the biggest shippings on Cobra/ATL fandom next to Gabillium, Vabe and Nalex.

Did you see that advertisment for Angels and Kings with Vicky-T and Jack? Jacktoria is totally real!

by GlitterHannah July 7, 2011