jackpot trick

Basically jackpot trick is something you say when you're gamblin with a trick who has no clue on how to play.

Jackpot trick!
Now gimme my money, gimme my money.
What? no money? No rice, no noodles fo yo ass!

by Jose Illegal September 28, 2006

Jackmoose

Person not competent in living life!!

Tom is acting like a jackmoose, he did not know he was invited to a party at his house!!

by tdi543 January 20, 2009

jackpot

To vomit from drinking too much. The mouth is like coins coming out, and like a one-armed bandit, the arm is up from holding one's hair out of the way, or from a toilet or whatever you are handing onto. Most don't even notice the irony, of all what one wins when one is excessive and greedy.

"I got too drunk last night, hit the jackpot, and got puke all over my new trainers too"

by eaglestein December 30, 2020

Jackboot

Blanket term for authoritarians, someone who demands you bow to the state (government) or be forced to. Short for Jack Booted Thug.

That jackboot talks about freedom, but his voting record says otherwise.

by Hatchettwit May 6, 2021

sexual jackpot

refers to the act of finding a drunk unsuspecting woman who has just been blown off by her boyfriend. This woman is so pissed that she takes revenge on her boyfirend by fucking the next guy she sees.

see that douchebag over there? He is about to hit the sexual jackpot!

by Andy Bobich January 2, 2009

Jackwood

N00bz, Nub, some1 who tends to get pwNed easly. Short people

Jackwood, JAwsus, Callahan,

by I eat Mothman December 10, 2010

jackbooted thugs

n.

1. Cruelly and violently oppressive brutal ruffians or assassins, usually wearing jackboots.

2. Heavily armed DEA agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down innocent civilians' doors in search of harmless medicinal herbs.

3. Heavily armed ATF agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down innocent civilians' doors in search of harmless cuban children.

4. Heavily armed FBI agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down evil terrorist's doors in search of lethal VX nerve gas.

The jackbooted thugs were tired after a long day of hassling hippies, killing terrorists, and rescuing young cuban boys.

by Eleusis October 14, 2003