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Hugh Jackman

n. the embodiment of male perfection.

His credits include X-Men, Australia, The Prestige ... Screw this, who am I kidding? We all watch his movies because he is hunky as hell.
A: Have you seen Hugh Jackman's latest movie?
B: Yeah. But I have no idea what it was about. I kept staring at his abs.
by beingboredsucks January 15, 2012
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jackamahole

A word used to describe someone who is both a jackass and an asshole.
Did you hear Reggie Miller pronounce Rasheed Wallace's name as RAW-sheed? Then he tried once again to claim that Tayshaun Prince's block on him in the 2004 playoffs was goaltending!

Yeah, Reggie Miller is such a jackamahole.
by halo0 January 9, 2009
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jackmarshallize

(verb) to write, pontificate or act in such a manner that resembles unconscionable, sadomoralistic douchebaggerry of the very highest order.

Jack Marshall is a self-proclaimed champion of ethics, but he is actually just a lawyer who is invariably very rude, dismissive and intimidating.

In attempting to defend the indefensible (most often his beloved policy of drug prohibition) he does so mainly from the power of his own extreme prejudicial convictions – by blatantly ignoring fact and historical precedent he has achieved the highest form of cognitive dissonance and suffocating bigotry.

Mr Marshall’s convictions are most definitely not based upon the ethics he purports to champion, but are the ‘ethics’ of utter malice towards all who dare to disagree with his particular form of stifling, authoritarian hypocrisy.
Usage: “Do you honestly believe you can just march in here and simply jackmarshallize us?
by Bobobobobob987 April 5, 2012
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Jackmail

When you catch someone masturbating and use it as blackmail against them.
Hey man, can your bro give me a ride to the movies?
Yeah sure, he does whatever I tell him to because I got some dirty jackmail on him.
by 007hippo September 30, 2009
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Jackmaniac

A jackass who has the added advantage of being a maniac.
example 1:
J-Dev:" That guy is driving like a stupid Jackmaniac!!"
example 2:
Sruti" Who is submitting so many words to the UD"
J-Dev:" Its some random Jackmaniac!"
by J-Dev September 25, 2011
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jacalvian

a hot black guy who is funny likes rap and gets a lot of girls he usually has many brothers and friends and likes basketball.
omg jacalvian is so cuteeeeeeeee
by lgbtq+ and black lives matter February 17, 2019
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Jackmanifoldapologist

Jack manifold apologist aka light, is the coolest mf ever
Person: spit on me, jackmanifoldapologist
Light:no ! :D
Person: w-why

Light: *pees*
by Heywhattheeff May 19, 2021
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