Jaala

probably one of the greatest people you will ever meet. incredibly sexy, gives great gobbies and never fails to satisfy a man's needs. often very mysterious but her moans are no mystery when you fuck her brains out in the bedroom. if you meet a jaala, worship her.

Friend 1: "so you didnt go home with her?"
Friend 2: "nah"
Friend 1: "what the fuck man?! that girl is a total jaala!"

by 2868bitchez June 7, 2012

Jalapeño Bloodtrain

The act of stuffing as many jalapeños into a woman's vagina during her menstrual cycle.

The spices of the jalapeños help clot the blood and relieve bloating.

My cramping hurt so bad until I got jalapeño bloodtrained. My mom is great!

by BobDan May 1, 2014

Jaalah

a sweet, caring girl who is amazing at sports. doesn't give herself enough credit for what she's got. She's always a good friend. has pretty good hand writing. Has a good sense of humour.

That girl is so sweet! She must be Jaalah.

by Paulieee[: June 12, 2011

Jaalannee

A lovely girl who is very caring, she will do anything to help you out!

She is usually 1 in 10,000

1. "Woah, she gave you the worksheet"
2. "She must be a Jaalannee"

by Mrpotatohead May 8, 2013

jalapeno monkey

The art of entering a female from behind whilst dipping ones testicles or sack in a jar of Jalapeno's. This must be incorporated while the girl has Banana skins sellotaped to each armpit.

Fuck sake Frank, those banana's look savage in your pits, but man my sack is burnin with these cunting jalapenos! Help me out with a reach-around you lazy jew or else this Jalapeno Monkey will get messy!

by Twish September 16, 2007

jalapeno business

Can be used as a faster way to say "all up in your business" but is not recommend in public. Originated from the nosy pepper joke. However this joke is to be used as a last resort or used to stall somebody. Although one can sometimes get away with using this term regularly.

unfunny friend: What do you call a nosy pepper?
wise friend: ...jalapeno business
unfunny friend: ......danggg

hipster guy: do you think Stacy likes me?
hipster guy #2: yea, dude, she was jalapeno business yesterday
hipster guy: ..cant believe you just said that
or
hipster guy: oh alright, cool, thanks

by DefinitelyNotLawman April 24, 2011

jalapeener

The unfortunate situation when you are stupid enough to chop up some hot peppers without washing your hands, and then take a piss

Dude, heard pizza guy had to stick his junk in a glass of milk, cause he had a bad case of jalapeener

by nietzsche keen September 22, 2006