j lo

Woman who got married a buttload of times because she's too scared of being single.

J lo should go ahead and divorce the new guy and stock up on cucumbers and products from goodvibes.com

by Shawn B. April 04, 2003

J Lo

a Latin actress/singer with a nice juicy thick ass that i'd love to fuck and eat out

Ey, J-lo! come here and sit on my face girl so I can eat out your tight asshole

by hey j-lo mail me your crusty worn thong (with blood stains too) : ) October 30, 2004

J Lo

Overrated, no-talent whore

J Lo is an overrated whore... she's almost as ugly as Halle Berry.

by babaloulou November 14, 2003

j lo

an ugly fat ass ho

j lo swallows!
no doubt.

by p diddy May 09, 2003

j lo

cruella devile animals are skinned alive for her to wear fur she knows this and still wears it.

im brave enought to wear a big fur are you brave when you are being skinned alive j lo ?

by sybella September 16, 2007

J-Lo

Originally a reference to the actress Jennifer Lopez, J-Lo is a term used to describe a good looking woman or a very attractive object

Have you seen Vida Guerra's new pictures?...J-Lo!

or

Mike's new GT3 is so J-Lo!

by DatBoiTang January 16, 2010

J-loed

Verb. To dump. To end a relationship for the most selfish, assinine and infantile reasons.

Since Eric couldn't afford to buy Sarah the new red leather pumps she wanted, the bitch J-loed him.

by Dan January 10, 2004