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jwowwed

Excessive boob job.

When a woman increases her bra size by at least 3 cups and lacks the extra skin to make it look even remotely human. Results in what looks like two bowlingballs trying to break out of a thin plastic bag.
Did you see Jen lately? She totally jwowwed and went from an A cup to double Ds. Too bad she didnt do anything about her man face though.
by SI_ex_pat February 8, 2010
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jwolf

Also known as Jon Wolf, jwolfpash, and affectionately as gheywolf. JWolf is a collector of esoterica and interminable stalker of women. But he knows where to find a good deal on DVD media or a hard drive. And he knows your mother's AIM handle... Be very wary.
JWolf? Isn't he that cyber-stalker guy?
by stalkee April 14, 2005
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jwoi

She's cute... Jwoi I'm gonna slide in her dm.
by well.idk.damn July 6, 2016
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jwon

a person who constantly farms with an automatic lie detector solver overnight, essentially making trillions daily.
God, I hate how Ryan keeps calling himself unlucky. He's literally a fucking jwon, money means nothing to him.
by beraow May 19, 2020
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Jwow

Jwow /Jay wow\

Fake breast, fake hair, fake tan, giant, wanna be jiujitsu master. Who believes is a African American Italian.
I'm pretending to not be insecure, like Jwow
by mcRazie August 12, 2011
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jwongz

Wanna be black man who is shunned by his Asian brothers for looney toon jackets and pure stupidity. (also wants to be a ricer)
You know jwongz?
Yeah hes a bitsh
by Cunt Waffle February 11, 2009
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JWood

JWood boned my mom.
by J Wood March 9, 2003
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