Ivory Hobo

The wayward, solitary genius that the FBI or CIA reluctantly goes to for assistance.

“Damn it! We’re stumped. Looks like we've got no choice but to call in the ivory hobo.”

by Samantha Youngpuppy January 14, 2013

ivory trailer

insupportable moral superiority

don't preach to me from your ivory trailer woman(freckles)

by dave namegah January 4, 2009

ivory beat

When a female tongues your butt and reaches around beating you off simultaneously, making it look like she is a rhino polishing her ivory horn.

You: "Aye Josh whens the last time your girl gave you that ivory beat?"

John: "Its been a minute..."

You: "Dang, I'm getting polished erry night with this freaky chick I just met online!"

by glantz January 10, 2012

ivory garbage

Bougee white trash

Ashley is hot, but she is ivory garbage, you should run a mile dude

by Trashleysaidso March 19, 2019

To tickle the ivories

To play the piano.

"Tickling the ivories tickles me in a way, that if Loretta tickled me in that way, I'd say, Oh yea ... that's nice ... that's the spot."

by thedude February 16, 2005

ivori gem

a ivori gem i a cute, emotionless all around BADDIE!lol she keeps it 100 24/7.but sometimes keeps it a little too real. she talks about everybody. but just straight stating true facts. AND SHE ALWAYS KEEPS A STRAIGHT FACE

ivori gem:i was so scared mr. bracken is so ugly :|

person B: your such a ivori gem!

Emotion less, robotic, funny, real, my bestfrann

ivori gem:i was so scared mr. bracken is so ugly :|

person B: your such a ivori gem!

by speical December 9, 2013

ivory sword

when a guy's cum drips down the shaft of his penis aka "sword" - creating an ivory sword

i gave brandon such a good hand job that it became an ivory sword.

by s1llyb1lly May 11, 2010