iPad

An apple tablet.

I wanna play iPad.

by acdows September 21, 2017

iPadeitis

Obsessed with iPads or use them constantly.

(The itis part is pronounced as you would pronounce the end of tonsillITIS.)

That boy is always on his iPad, he has iPadeitis

I fear the school has been infected with iPadeitis.

by Fabulous Genius November 22, 2013

iPad

A device nobody over the age of 10 even cares about.

Mom: Because of your grades, you are not allowed to use your iPad until you raise the grade to a B.

by Mr Vader 99 from YT March 2, 2021

iPad

Apple's revolutionary chopping board.

I'm gonna cook dinner. Can you hand me the iPad?

by adcdefghij February 24, 2016

iPad

A device made by Apple computers on April 13, 2010. It is sort of a much better successor to Apple's MessagePad in 1993. Its form factor is a tablet, and tablets are sort of like a much bigger, functional phone. It's newest current model today (in 2020) is the iPad pro.

Person 1: Have you seen the new iPad?

Person 2: Sure have, but it's overpriced.

by Nebulon38 March 17, 2020

iPad

A general term for something that is expected to be great, but turns out to be a terrible.

'I really thought last night would be an awesome night out, but it was such an iPad'
'We broke up after she told me I was nothing but an iPad'
'The iPad announcement was a huge iPad'

by jc_sed8d March 1, 2010

iPad

A revolutionary new device from Apple, Inc, filling the niche between a computer and a smartphone. Perfect for surfing pornography during important meetings while still looking like you are on the cutting edge of technology.

Cope: "Is that the new 3G iPad?"
Panik: "it sure is. Go over those synergies again? I have something to view on this thing."

by Mindflayer May 3, 2010