inverseintroactivism

the process of, or act thereof, assembling technological equipment for the purposes of unobtrusive theft

we were dumb-founded to learn that theives stole our computer equipment while assembling them! it amazed us to find out how it was done, now we do it regularly.

by Liquid K9 December 7, 2004

invisinips

When a girl has clear(skin colored) nipples that remain invisible(do not stick out like normal nipples) until licked, sucked or otherwise excited.

"Dam Felicia has invisinips, i had to lick the center of the boob before they appeared"

by Topher LP October 24, 2008

craniorectal inversion

the state of being clueless and asinine

Our troll suffers from craniorectal inversion.

by Xyzzy January 29, 2005

Rectal/Cranial Inversion

Having one's head up one's ass.

Julie is such a suck-up! She's suffering from a rectal/cranial inversion these days!

by vanman_57 December 8, 2011

Penis inversion

A forseeable event in which the nature is so severe that the victims penis feels it is about to invert at the moment the particular event occurs.

Guy 1: I've got a penis inversion coming up tonight, she said she was disappointed and needed to talk to me.

Guy 2: Shit, I'm gonna make sure im at least 300 feet away at the time of impact as I value the functions of my penis.

by Teen Reject October 2, 2005

nig inversion

occurs when bowel movement is so tremendous that the anus is literally popped inside out, akin to a nig outie-belly button.

Sorry about all the blood in your bathroom, gay lover, but i had one hell of a nig inversion in there, and i believe my butthole is irreconcilable.

by Bad Shamone January 16, 2011

inversenary

One who acts as a mercenary, yet does most of their work for their own group of country.

He claimed to be a Spanish mercenary, but he continued to do work for Spain, making him an inversenary.

by archmagecarl August 31, 2013