internetese

Langage derived from the internet.

(Geek on chat etc talking in internetese)
Stfu lol, Frank is a noob. G2g, I need to play with my star trek toys. peace

by Squeaky B November 26, 2005

internetty

A person who uses the internet to a great extent, very likely working on the internet and familiar with terms such as LOL, ping, digg'ing, and at least basic html.

a: "We need to hire a new writer for our review site."
b: "I know a guy just out of college that can write."
a: "Is he internetty?"
b: "As much as any other 22 year old"

by Wayman Luy May 22, 2007

internetxiety

Combined from the words internet and anxiety. The act of being obsessive compulsive about people finding out what they do on the computer, even if they aren't doing anything bad, and erase any trace of evidence that would lead to what they were doing. This can develop into a serious condition of deleting the history every time they go to another web page, and hold their laptops at angles such that no one can see them.

"-Hey guys, wanna see what Andy was doing on the computer a couple minutes ago?

-Don't bother. He has internetxiety."

"Hey guys, where's Andy?

He crawled in that box again to go on facebook. He has internetxiety."

by andybshaker March 1, 2009

Internetly

in relation to online activites *adverb*

i love you, internetly speaking.

by Kevin Durr July 26, 2006

interniette

the way a rockstar says internet
see rockstarnease and rockstar

Your such a queer you are always on the interniette.

by tyjofi14 May 6, 2008

internetvention

intervention: To help someone get a real life. Where Everyone gets together to help a friend that lives their life through, cell phone, I-pad, lap-top. And has no real life outside of the Internet.

internetvention : he or she lives her their through Face book, pinterest, e-mail, and texting. Everything in their life is 2 dimentional, and now they dont know how to have a real conversation, or interact in real real life capacity.
Socially crippled

by emotional September 8, 2012

Internettually Challenged

Someone who lives in an area that gets shitty download speeds, frequent internet dropouts or otherwise crap internet access.

Chris is a little bit country... He wishes he could raid but his network keeps dropping out in the middle of tanking Hogger runs. He has the heart but well... He's just a little bit Internettually Challenged

by Lord_Shadow October 23, 2012