by Bill May 12, 2004

by Jo2Savage May 24, 2022

A guy who instigates arguments and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
Beware of Aaron, he's a known Schrödinger's Instigator! He'll bait you into arguing about wheels and doors.
by saerxm June 19, 2022

a person that has an interest in other peoples undergarments, it could be an unhealthy fetish by ones own judgement.
or a phrase from Pink's song "Bad Influence"
or a phrase from Pink's song "Bad Influence"
by ~blank~ January 16, 2009

by TRAVVIS December 29, 2017

When a person not only pushes one to do something, but supports it in every way. Even if it means helping them get the drugs. A reverse "friend".
Tony: Hey man, you should do some drugs.
Donny: No man.
Tony: I'll go get it for you. Come on, please man--you know you want to--It's just drugs.
Donny: No. I don't want to do drugs.
Tony: Here, I'm calling him right now.
Donny: No.
Tony: What if two hot chicks with big boobs came in and had two line cut out across their tits and said do these lines off our large breasteses, would you do it then?
Donny: Maybe... yeah, probably.
Tony: So you're saying there's a chance?
Donny: Yeah.
Tony: Okay I'm calling him, where doings some drugs.
Andy: Donny, do some fucking drugs!
Donny: Okay.
... Instigating enabler(s)
Donny: No man.
Tony: I'll go get it for you. Come on, please man--you know you want to--It's just drugs.
Donny: No. I don't want to do drugs.
Tony: Here, I'm calling him right now.
Donny: No.
Tony: What if two hot chicks with big boobs came in and had two line cut out across their tits and said do these lines off our large breasteses, would you do it then?
Donny: Maybe... yeah, probably.
Tony: So you're saying there's a chance?
Donny: Yeah.
Tony: Okay I'm calling him, where doings some drugs.
Andy: Donny, do some fucking drugs!
Donny: Okay.
... Instigating enabler(s)
by Friends of Ridicule August 11, 2011

Sign person- What are you going to do when it all works out?
Me- Oh you must mean when the instigator is gone for good and she's never coming back? Well, that's a peace I'll only know on the other side of her leaving, so it's happily ever after I've only read about. If I had a limited imagination, I'd tell you all that I will do then.
Me- Oh you must mean when the instigator is gone for good and she's never coming back? Well, that's a peace I'll only know on the other side of her leaving, so it's happily ever after I've only read about. If I had a limited imagination, I'd tell you all that I will do then.
by The Original Agahnim January 8, 2022
