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Installitis

From the latin Haddenus, condition exist when one is not able to lift arms above shoulder level to properly work on a vehicle. Sometimes comes when you are assigned a job that is above your mental mechanical level. Also when you are a complete idiot but do not know it , but still think you are the smartest person ever!
Dan: "I'm feeling like a Dinosaur today and with these raptor arms Im not able to work on this car."

Tom: "Looks like a bad case of installitis!"

Dan: "mmmmmmmm I got to go home Im sick"
by Muddafuckajones August 20, 2013
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parts installer

Typically an automotive technician or a mechanic that has little to no knowledge about diagnosing any component on any car and pulls out the parts cannon, usually ending in a car that’s half rebuilt but still won’t run or drive
Have you seen tech Dave? The day already started!

Oh! You mean Dave the parts installer! Yea hes installing parts on that caravan on bay 1
by NnevermindD January 30, 2025
mugGet the parts installermug.

Instalated

When you’re trying to say “installed”but you dumb.
I’m waiting for my new carpet to be instalated.
by Asdf5690 June 17, 2019
mugGet the Instalatedmug.

Rude installation

An installation that isn't smooth, reasonable, or respectful like most commercials advertise.
Smooth talking shower crew 1- Would you like this one or that one ma'am?

Customer on TV- They were respectful and professional when they came to install my shower, I would recommend them to a friend.

Rude shower installation crew- What do ya want us to install a shower for so you can blow your husband in it you fuckin cocksucker? We do what the fuck we want to do to somebody's house, so shut the fuck up.

Customer on TV- They were the most rude crew I have ever hired, and though I'd never hire them again or recommend them to a friend, they didn't talk smooth, they seemed realistic and honest about their work. I didn't feel like they would lie to me even if they lost money. It was rude installation, but it was streetwise talk at least.
by The Original Agahnim November 9, 2021
mugGet the Rude installationmug.

Installed VLC

"He slipped and fell on that come, he successfully installed VLC"
by Datsause December 8, 2024
mugGet the Installed VLCmug.

Hip Install

To put one's dick into a chick, thus 'installing' one's hips.
Construction Worker 1: "Damn, look at that chick walking by..."

Construction Worker 2: "Hell yeah, I did a hip install on her last week...she's STILL walking funny..."
by TheRealBamboonga September 7, 2023
mugGet the Hip Installmug.

aircon installation

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