Instafire: To be fired instantly. An immediate, without question, brutal firing. to be fired or to fire someone in an instant.
If Alan does not stop emailing me stupid crap, my boss is going to have instafire me.
Getting caught with a kilo of coke in my office would result in instifire
Getting caught with a kilo of coke in my office would result in instifire
by Mattsolit February 24, 2006
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You (Thinking in head): "I love this video! (Just started watching)"
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1. Upon your first encounter with a person formerly unknown the instance where you are BFFL. Instafast like the drive thru at Starbucks.
Upon returning from cruise one Navy Sailor to a Navy Wife instantly hit it of as BFFL over a few beers and a wicked game of Rummy.
BAM Instafriends for life!!!!
BAM Instafriends for life!!!!
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'Finally reached 20,000 followers, big luv to all my Instafam!'
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