instafire

Instafire: To be fired instantly. An immediate, without question, brutal firing. to be fired or to fire someone in an instant.

If Alan does not stop emailing me stupid crap, my boss is going to have instafire me.

Getting caught with a kilo of coke in my office would result in instifire

by Mattsolit February 24, 2006

Instafav

Liking a YouTube video so much that within the first roughly ten seconds of watching it, you instantly favourite the video.

You (Thinking in head): "I love this video! (Just started watching)"
You (Commenting on video): "Great video! 5/5, instafav. :)"

by Itachi_love June 15, 2011

Instafriends

1. Upon your first encounter with a person formerly unknown the instance where you are BFFL. Instafast like the drive thru at Starbucks.

Upon returning from cruise one Navy Sailor to a Navy Wife instantly hit it of as BFFL over a few beers and a wicked game of Rummy.

BAM Instafriends for life!!!!

by !3blackcats December 21, 2008

instalmentally

Nigerian-style adverb usage of the INSTALMENT.

He pays back the loan instalmentally.
We will redeem our pledge instalmentally.

by Boskine February 7, 2018

Instrametal

a generalization or "genre" of an experimental form of Metal music played with little to no vocals. Usually written in standard metal format, i.e. Verse/Chorus/Verse/Chorus/Break/Solo/Chorus.

Instrametal - Russian Circles, Pelican

by Innes Murphy April 20, 2009

Instafam

A term used to refer to your followers on Instagram.

'Did you see that iconic photo I took yesterday of my patented gourmet beans on toast recipe?'
'Fuck that shit, I wouldn't join your Instafam if you payed me bruv'

'Finally reached 20,000 followers, big luv to all my Instafam!'

by keiranmerrick August 13, 2014

instagater

A person who has no life and likes to be nosey

He told you to stop instagating

by Chris January 20, 2005