Instabang

The act of obtaining the phone number of a female that you have never personally met, spitting game, and eventually meeting and having sexual intercourse with her. Some believe that this is much more satisfying than actually meeting someone and having a one night stand. It also makes for a great story.

Me: (sends picture of hot girl to friend)

Friend: who is that

Me: this chick I've been talking to that I'm going to hopefully instabang very soon.

by @meedy_baby follow April 26, 2014

instabae

A girlfriend only on socia media

Yo jake did you get nudes from your instabae

by XxbaexX April 2, 2015

instafame

Fame that comes instantly from a great photo on instagram.

"Damn, dude, this photo is going to bring you crazy instafame as soon as I post it on Instagram!"

"Wow, you're about to be instafamous once I upload this photo to instagram!"

by dathair May 28, 2013

Instarape

When someone takes a photo from your phone not meant for the public eye, and uploads it to your Instagram. Usually rather embarassing. Similiar to facerape

REALLY?! My sister instaraped me...

by instarape March 2, 2015

Instabeef

The act of instantaneously beefing someone after some nigga makes genuine conversation. Usually involves a human of the female gender.

Guy 1: Mad wheels dude!
Girl: BULLSHIT. GO FUCK YOURSELF! THIS MAN IS TALKING TO ME PURELY PROFESSIONALLY

Guy 2: Ma nigga! Looks like a serious case of some instabeef here!
Guy 1: I know man, I'm out!

by nig4eva January 20, 2013

Instabone

1) A word for a phenomonally hot male

2)A word for the feeling you get when you see the aforementioned male.

3)A comical sighting of a male erection at an inopportune time.

Holy crap look at that instabone!

Todd gave me an instabone (female saying this)

by Michael Carrier July 27, 2004

Instapapered

When Apple takes the features of an existing third-party product and makes it part of its OS.

Growl just got Instapapered by Mountain Lion.

by gurtu April 18, 2012