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Inspector Oofus

1.Inspector Oofus can be found on any public beach or recreational area. Constantly patrolling for any infraction such as loud music, littering ,public nudity , etc.. a real Debbie Downer , a male Karen, usually of the Boomer Generation.

2. Inspector Oofus is a song/ Character created by the Iconic Mosh/ thrash metal band M.O.D. off of the "Surfin M.O.D." album. The song explains What Inspector Oofus is perfectly and is a pure masterpiece of the Genre.
"Inspector Oofus on patrol.... Hey lower that radio volume please .. be curious too others. "

2. At a nude beach .." I knew it! I knew it !!! Your sluts..Common trash whores!!! My mother warned me about your type!! YOUR DIRTY, YOUR SLIMY, YOUR DESPICABLE BITCHES!!" ****GETS SLAPPED***** SCREW YOU OOFUS!!
by Willie shaverpus December 1, 2023
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inspector bector

inspector bector is nice.
by GFXDGFHYU0I9OUYGFCHYUIHGC December 4, 2023
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Inspector Gadget

A child who possesses an uncanny ability to manipulate situations in order to gain more screen time on gadgets like smartphones, while skillfully avoiding parental reprimand. Despite theoretically easy strategies, their tactics are often difficult to apply without backfiriring, leading to more trouble than originally intended.
Ever since he discovered how to sneak his phone during family dinners, he's become such an Inspector Gadget—always scheming for extra screen time while dodging mom's questions!
by Emotional Cruiser July 9, 2025
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War Inspector

A man or woman who enforces the rules of engagement on a battlefield. Rumored to be the true profession of alleged game designer, Warren Spector.
Cliff: On the battlefield, who enforces the rules of engagement?
Derrick: I think you're describing a War Inspector...
by Anadian March 12, 2013
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Stairwell Inspector

1. (noun) slang term for a person (usually who has a significant other already) who has illicit meetings with a sexy co-worker in the building stairwells, for purposes of making-out. An experienced STAIRWELL INSPECTOR will likely have accomplished fully-clothed oral sex sessions, and perhaps even fully clothed doggy-style intercourse on the railing.
Dude is a serious STAIRWELL INSPECTOR! That's the third secretary he's made out with down there this month!
by King D. Ingaling December 9, 2010
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Wallet inspector

Used to imply a person is gullible.

Taken from a scene in The Simpsons where a tough tells three nerds he is the Wallet Inspector and they hand over their wallets unthinkingly.
Boris Johnson: I'll get a good deal for workers.
Caroline Flint, Labour MP: Okay. I'll vote for it!
Everyone: Caroline's meeting with the Wallet Inspector is going well.
by Corbyn Ate My Hamster October 19, 2019
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Got a date with the health inspector

Person 1:"Where is Preston?"
Person 2:"He got a date with the health inspector"
by Frixion fred March 17, 2019
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