by JJ In the flEsH VH mutha fuckas May 13, 2005
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Massachusetts State Police Detective Micheal Proctor is conducting an incestigation and framing innocent people to protect his close family friends.
by FreeKarenRead January 21, 2024
Get the Incestigation mug.When a greasy ass wannabe bootlicker tries so hard but fails at the academy he has no other option but doing shit security details at the mc donalds parking lot and a lame attempt at creating a FB page. He can't even control his own FB page how in the hell is he gonna stop the hamburgler?
So lard larper gets butthurt and threatens to charge people with "investigation of character" which must be some wish.com kind of law shit like his wish.com job.
So lard larper gets butthurt and threatens to charge people with "investigation of character" which must be some wish.com kind of law shit like his wish.com job.
You bastards just wait. I got your names and I'm gonna have you charger with uhhhh, investigation of character.
by Regarded BARB November 17, 2023
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Hym "You wouldn't be sharing the information you gathered in an investigation with random people throughout the state or the coworkers of the person you're investigating or the internet friends of the people you're investigating. You are clearly trying to reframe a crime that is happening to me as a necessary part of law enforcement except it hasn't stopped me from committing a crime or buying a weapon or from getting within arms reach of one of the kids I'm inevitably going to stab. What this is intended to do is already happening. It is stealing my success away from me and forcing me to be a wage slave like the rest of these assholes. Provoking violence in the hopes that you assholes can use the graves of the martyrs I create as a soapbox to push the policies for which you advocate. And if this is the kind of shit you are doing you and your kids need to be more than 'threatened.' More than just threats need to happen to you. You are so far gone that ANYONE WHO HAS EVEN SEEN YOU needs to be purged from existence. It's unconstitutional. It's a violation of my rights. It's a crime."
by Hym Iam December 22, 2024
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Hym "I mean, I believe an investigation would show the form of passive (or active) surveillance and harassment that has been happening to me. I mean, it's literally like being followed around buy Iblis (The Satan of Islam) or Rene Descartes' demon. Therefore... I should probably kill as many of you as possible. But in addition to the investigation, what I really don't like is how long it's taking for everything to shake out. My head is literally killing me... Or I'm becoming a nanobot cyborg. Either way, it doesn't feel good. I also don't like being blindsided by a kid. I also don't like what could be one of my pupils being killed."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2025
Get the Investigation mug.Pulled over for speeding, Willie soon became the target of a lengthy rectal investigation in the officers futile search for crappy contraband.
by Rayngel November 6, 2020
Get the Rectal Investigation mug.BINvestigation: Where a person or animal paws through your storage-containers
DINvestigation: Finding out what all da hubbub was about
FINvestigation: What a game warden performs on anglers after a day of casting their poles and/or nets
GINvestigation: Can refer to either (1) a sobriety check, or (2) detective work regarding suspicion/reports of booze-smuggling
KINvestigation: Research to either determine who da deadbeat dad is, or locate relatives in an estate-settlement kerfuffle
PINvestigation: Squinting around to find out who either (1) left da thumbtack on da teacher's chair, or (2) who used someone's debit card without permission
SINvestigation: What a priest performs if da confessions-booth doesn't adequately do da trick
TINvestigation: Gumshoe work to see who used crappy-a** sheet-metal for a construction/repair job
VINvestigation: Checking up on da bar-code-type digits on a car's front deck
WINvestigation: What Al Gore wanted performed during da infamous "hanging chad" debacle wif da Y2K voting-cards
YINvestigation: Researching for da first half of da classic Chinese equation
DINvestigation: Finding out what all da hubbub was about
FINvestigation: What a game warden performs on anglers after a day of casting their poles and/or nets
GINvestigation: Can refer to either (1) a sobriety check, or (2) detective work regarding suspicion/reports of booze-smuggling
KINvestigation: Research to either determine who da deadbeat dad is, or locate relatives in an estate-settlement kerfuffle
PINvestigation: Squinting around to find out who either (1) left da thumbtack on da teacher's chair, or (2) who used someone's debit card without permission
SINvestigation: What a priest performs if da confessions-booth doesn't adequately do da trick
TINvestigation: Gumshoe work to see who used crappy-a** sheet-metal for a construction/repair job
VINvestigation: Checking up on da bar-code-type digits on a car's front deck
WINvestigation: What Al Gore wanted performed during da infamous "hanging chad" debacle wif da Y2K voting-cards
YINvestigation: Researching for da first half of da classic Chinese equation
If you enjoy detective work, immersing yourself in da dozen-or-so types of alphabetical investigations should keep ya occupied for a while.
by QuacksO December 10, 2022
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