infectious smile

When someone with a great smile smiles and causes others to smile just because of their smile.

Darren's teeth look so good that I just want to smile. He has such an infectious smile

by quest224 August 16, 2010

Yeet Infection

A yeast infection so bad you want to throw out the whole vagina.

"Quit wearing spandex underpants, you'll get a yeet infection."

by hurricane_latrina December 26, 2019

California Ear Infection

After having anal sex a man sticks his penis into the ear of his partner and ejaculates. Many times causing an ear infection due to the bacteria present on his penis from anal sex.

That ho got a California Ear Infection after her man plowed her poop chute.

by CA Ear Infection January 20, 2013

Infections

There are various cheats that will "infect" your system for a time as long as you don't go back to the dashboard or shut off the system. They can do things like aim-bots or super speed running. These are activated when you are killed by someone else who is already infected. Some can be fun, but like all cheats, some make the game unbearable and almost impossible to play like all shots are head-shots or Invincibility. These "infections" are most prominent in all the CoD's but have become less popular due to Activision actually doing something about it.

Gamer No. 1:(Playing CoDMW2) Dude I just got infected, now I got SuperSpeed!

Gamer No. 2: Man FUCK Infections. I keep getting SpawnTrapped GodDamnit!!1

by Snave Eel June 5, 2011

Infectiphibian

1. Noun: As nasty person that infects others with their shitty personality causing the infected person to become just like the Infectiphibian.

2. Noun: The person that introduced "Spreck" on the Infectious Grooves album Sarsippius' Arc (Track 19)

Infectiphibian was the first person I heard use the word "slamatosious"

by Sarsippius November 28, 2006

Yeast Infection

A condition that affects women when they sit on muffins with no underwear on. It can also happen if you fuck the 'Pillsbury Dough boy'

My girlfriend keeps getting 'yeast infections', she need to stop her muffin fetish before I find a Smurf's village between her legs.

by ohnoudidntgothere June 19, 2010

One Direction Infection

An obsession with the boy band One Direction (aka the parasitic offspring of Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus). Symptoms include sexual frustrations, a massive drop in IQ, and the inability to think, speek or type coherently. If your daughter or someone close to you acquires this illness, the only form of treatment is to tie this person to a chair, throw this chair into a large vat of salt and holy water, and play Metallica nonstop an at maximum volume through headphones duct-taped to their heads. If that doesn't work, murder is the only solution.

"Omqqq, I luv one DirEction! I think I have a one direction iNfection! <3 Harry styles and that Nialler, hot damn! ;)"

"AAAHHH! KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!'"

by EdanP February 4, 2013