When an Indiana boy takes pieces of corn and shoves them in his urethra in order to plug his cock with corn. He will then masturbate a few times so that his dick will swell up due to the amount of semen stuck in there. After a few good pumps, his dick will be huge, and he can lay a girl with an Indiana Corn Pipe.
Meg: How did it go with Brayden last night?
Jackie: Brayden shoved pieces of corn up his cock so it was huge after I gave him a few handjobs. He totally laid me with his massive Indiana Corn Pipe.
Jackie: Brayden shoved pieces of corn up his cock so it was huge after I gave him a few handjobs. He totally laid me with his massive Indiana Corn Pipe.
by jtuglybear April 12, 2019
Get the Indiana Corn Pipe mug.Safe haven for white trash inbreeding, stupidity and mudsharks. Part of the Evansville Indiana metro area, which was named most obese area in the US in 2011 by Gallup-Healthways Well-Being Index. Nothing but fat chicks and skinny dudes with no teeth. Meth abuse runs rampant and people can't drive for shit. Women have the dumbest shit known to man tattooed on their bodies, and they like to show it off. Nothing beats a 250 pound woman displaying her tramp stamp and that rose thats tattooed on her tit for everyone to see.
I would go out and make some friends, but I'm just not white trash enough to accepted by Mount Vernon Indiana people.
by antidirtbag July 25, 2011
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Possibly the greatest BAMF of all time. He killed more Nazis in 6 hours of screentime than Eisenhower did in the War. Also, any attempt to argue against his greatness is proof of Nazi sympathy, and the perpetrator is to be labeled a Kraut and/or Hun.
by TheMan11 September 15, 2008
Get the Indiana jones mug.This is the worst place to live on the east side of Indianapolis. Considered the worst school system and the most ridiculous discipline system. Full of wannabe white kids who think they black but hate black people. Think they hard and in a gang because they listen to blueface and post videos of them smoking pot. Cops harass you for no reason, get in trouble for the littlest things and only focuses on getting teenagers in trouble. Even the most ghetto place in indiana is so much better than this bumfuck town.
Person 1: “yo im straight from Greenfield, Indiana! dont fw us!”
Person 2: “Bro you are white u are nothing”
Person 2: “Bro you are white u are nothing”
by very krusty December 13, 2019
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Drive through and see all the derelict factories and boarded-up businesses. There is a slow train that goes through that can stop traffic for quite awhile. Unemployment seems high, but property values are down. Buy the movie theatre in town for only $40K. Go Hammond!! Be careful, they have vigilant cops on a search for out of state plates.
Drive through and see all the derelict factories and boarded-up businesses. There is a slow train that goes through that can stop traffic for quite awhile. Unemployment seems high, but property values are down. Buy the movie theatre in town for only $40K. Go Hammond!! Be careful, they have vigilant cops on a search for out of state plates.
by Mayor Thom June 16, 2011
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32% Rednecks
32% Right Wing Crazys
32% Religious Extremists who Make sure anything they consider immoral (or just don't want to see) is banned.
3.9% Averagly Stupid People
0.1% People who actually think before they open their mouth.
Famous for the fact it has a glorified plant growing from in it's courthouse.
It also has a Honda Factory in it.
32% Rednecks
32% Right Wing Crazys
32% Religious Extremists who Make sure anything they consider immoral (or just don't want to see) is banned.
3.9% Averagly Stupid People
0.1% People who actually think before they open their mouth.
Famous for the fact it has a glorified plant growing from in it's courthouse.
It also has a Honda Factory in it.
Most Greensburg, Indiana citizens stay in Greensburg area on the grounds that their ignorance about the world around them wouldn't be tolerated elsewhere.
by That one creepy stalker guy August 20, 2009
Get the Greensburg, Indiana mug.when you wake up on the kitchen floor after a crazy party, you search the place for the fedora you lost the night before and you book it out of there faster than someone can say "boom goes the dynamite."
Sean: Dude, you were so messed up at the party last night.
Drew: Yea man, I had to Indiana Jones it outta there.
Drew: Yea man, I had to Indiana Jones it outta there.
by NoMSG September 29, 2010
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