Patrick and Jonathan, while fetuses in the womb, deliciously delve into womb docking to wonderful results.
by awesomeolion March 24, 2009
by schubert-nyc July 19, 2008
The tendency of newborns to sleep during the day and cry at night, due to the fact that womb babies arenocturnal because the mother is relaxed and inactive at night.
“The new baby sleeps all day and cries all night. I hope he gets over his womb lag before I go insane.”
by JRPearlMan January 13, 2010
The uncontrollable urge to reproduce that consumes a female while she is holding a baby. This gut instinct/desire is completely independent of her true thoughts on having (and raising!) children.
Meredith never wanted kids, but every time she held her niece, her mind went blank and her ovaries starting churning--all was complete and perfect in the world. Truly nutty biology was at work- she was having a womb boner.
by Becky Slater December 16, 2010
by Bianca Deslop November 17, 2016
Does Bill 101 even apply to a monkey-womb, or any child in Quebec raised by a single father, whose father is French-Canadian but the mother is not? Btw, one of the definitions of bastard is the male version monkey-womb.
by Sexydimma February 09, 2014
dave: you are mother is such an hoe, she was still pregnant after she gave birth.
crocker: yeah, she had a bad case of womb jizz.
crocker: yeah, she had a bad case of womb jizz.
by TheOriginatorsofWombJizz October 07, 2017