In bed

A funny add-on to any fortune cookie reading. When a friend or family member reads their fortune, add on the words "in bed" to that fortune. It makes any fortune a funny fortune!!

1: You shall find great success in the coming months...
2: In bed!!!
Everyone: Hahahahahaha....

by SilvaSanman March 01, 2008

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BED

Binge Eating Disorder (see COE)

BED is an eating disorder.

by wendy lane May 23, 2003

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Bed

Where you were conceived

My parents had sex in their bed, that's the reason why we exist

by TheWarHorse100 January 15, 2021

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Bedding

The act of riding/cruising in the bed of a pick-up truck. Usually consists of the rider with their back against the fold down door and one arm hanging off to side. A popular way to get around for locals on the Island of Guam.

Damn!? Did you see those girls? They were straight BEDDING!

by abramm24 March 24, 2009

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in bed with

It means he or she has a personal or business relationship with someone else, especially one that seems to be dishonest or undesirable for some reason.

They suspect he is a double agent and is in bed with the enemy

by zaaax February 07, 2021

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