impaled

The term used by men with a large cock to describe exactly why their girlfriend/wife/mistress has an impaired ability to walk correctly.

Same term can be used by women to acurately describe how hung their boyfriend/husband/affair is.

Men: I fucking impaled that chick last night. She won't walk right for days.

Women: Omg, like, he took his massive shaft, and like, impaled me with it. I am so sore. I want more!

by TheMysteriousCharmer June 5, 2016

64' Impala

A 1964 chevrolet Impala.Can Have A Top or no Top. This Car is A Classic Car. Usually riden by gangsters.Also seen as a Lowrider.

Example of Use of The Word "64' Impala":

Homie: Yo Homeboy lets go grab a bite.. I got the munchies..

Other Homie: Ight Homie Lets go Hop in my 64'Impala.

by xXWhiTe06JokerxX August 15, 2006

Impala

Classic Cars, best non-lowered, or g'd up... Classic 6 tail light design, plenty of tail lights for the riceboys to familiarize themselves with.

My '68 impala with the 383 smallblock and 2 1/2" exhaust is one badass ride.

by Musclelogic February 23, 2004

Lex the Impaler

A mutant chigga with a hyperextensive penis long enough to impale most people. His favorite trick is to sneak up behind people while they tie their shoes, and ram his iron pecker into their anus and out through the tops of their heads - killing them instantly.

"Run, women get inside your homes and bar the doors! Men, grab whatever weapons you have and flock to fight the beast in the Town Square. The creature, Lex the Impaler, has broken through the city gates!"

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

Impala

Chevrolet automobile. Popular car among West Coast/gangsta rappas.

i'm rollin outta dis joint in muh Impala. *yo shit dat sum mad nice wheels ya got there is dat Impala?

by the parsh January 31, 2003

taylor impaler

a man fucks another man in the ass through a donut.

James: Scott gave me a great taylor impaler.
Andrew: really i should try him out.

by wisemanug May 8, 2006

Impaler

Term used to identify a man with an extremely large penis, 32 feet or greater(that is an exageration stressing the size)

Dude that guy, has a massive wang, he could like, impale 10 chics on that thing, we should call him the impaler

by Jezus2.0 September 9, 2006