imperial butt trooper

Is a member of darth vader's personal group of gay storm troopers.

Look at that Imperial Butt Trooper playing With His blaster rifle!!!

Can a imperial Butt trooper take in

Jabba the Butt!?

by "Jod"I"MASTER"Bater!!!! May 19, 2016

Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy

Where any and all villains go to learn how to shoot. If they attended here, their shooting will inevitably be terrible, e.g., they will hit everything but their target.

Your shooting is terrible!

Hey, I went to the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy!

by Anhilliator1 November 9, 2016

Russian Imperial Soap

The frothy lather created when a Russian gas cooker’s vaginal juices are mixed with man gravy, genital sweat a.k.a. Duck Butter and saliva, then laced with the odour of burned latex.

“Hey Denise, you should have seen the Russian Imperial Soap this gassie from St Petersburg left me with.”

by D. Slippington June 22, 2016

Immersed

p. p. & a.

1. Deeply plunged into anything, especially a fluid.

2. Deeply occupied; engrossed; entangled.

3. (Bot.) Growing wholly under water. Gray.

I was so immersed in my book that I didn't even notice my friend leave.

by Naxen August 4, 2008

Imperator

A term in Ancient Rome that was given to a Commander for his great acheivements on the battlefield.

Maximus Serverus was one of the first men to benamed Imperator in the Roan Empire.

by Jonnyc2121 April 30, 2008

copulatory imperative

A term used to describe males of all species. This is the explanation as to why every man is a womanizer. It clarifies why men are constantly on the move, cannot entirely commit and are consistently unfaithful. In the movie, Someone Like You, Ashley Judd’s character explains that men are habitually on the quest for "the new cow" so they can fulfill their "copulatory imperative."

Like a voracious lion seeking lunch in the Sahara, guys want to spread their seed eternally. This powerful force causes them to seek out a new and different woman after they've slept with a perfectly wonderful one. Thus, men are innately barbaric and rest assured they will never be fully domesticated.

Baby girl, what was Donald D. thinking? You're amazing. Why would leave you and sleep with that naaasty hoe?

Oh, because he just couldn’t overcome his copulatory imperative.

by Educated by keen observation and tragic experience. August 10, 2007

Imperial Helmet

Person whos hair resembles that of a cat with a lime on its head. Who is very oblivious to most anything. Likes to push thier authority around and treat people like pond scum.

Dave: "I would like to take a vacation day for friday 2 months from now."

Imperial Helmet: "Mmmm.... Yeah.... I'm gonna have to go ahead and just deny that now. And were gonna have to have you come in and work saturday also for the next 2 months."

by chew-chew-nong-nong-head July 21, 2010