Isena

One of the most incredible women you will come across in your lifetime, there is simply no one like her anywhere else in the world. She's got great irony, great humor, great anger issues on occasion and boys will always give her signals, but don't have the balls to actually approach her. Most notably her favorite is lasagna which really describes her as a person as well, warm and soft on the inside, salty when angered and spicy when flirted with. She's everything you will ever want in a girl, and a little more. She is one to always speak her mind whenever she wants without a worry in the world. Sometimes unoptimistic, but when she really wants something she will try her best to achieve it. On the outside she's gorgeous enough to have you speechless and quite the possibly one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. Known for expressing herself with emojis and always brimming with new ideas. Once you meet her you're set for life and to the guy who marries her, here's a little tip be truthful and loyal among other things you should be. She's pretty much perfect in her imperfections.

Person 1: Hey, who's that?

Person 2: That's Isena dude. She's stunning, as per usual.

Person 1: She really is, I should go up and talk to her.

Person 2: No chance, you're up against a million others.

by bizuuu September 5, 2022

flying ieena

A specific sex act. A male performing doggy style pulls out his shaft and mimicks ejaculating on the womans back by spitting. While the women believes you have finished, she turns around, giving the opportunity for the male to actually ejaculate on the womens face, specifically in the eyes.

"yo you hit dat shit last night?" -

-"hell yeah dogg. I gave her the flying ieena..... she cant see shit!"

by YoungIvo March 23, 2010

Ikeaphile

An Ikeaphile is someone who is addicted to the low cost, modern Swedish world of Ikea.

This person is prone to driving long miles to eat Swedish meatballs and may have an addiction to Lingonberry juice. There taste is in modern furniture with a European flare but not expensive and in better condition than items from other stores. Be very careful: Ikeaphiles will sometimes do and say anything to get lost in the giant blue store. They may carry around tape rulers and shopping lists in their pockets and complain where their shopping cart isn't four wheel drive.

by JonSmurf April 29, 2006

IKEA

IKEA, the best furniture super store ever invented, for people who love to sit in the rafters or furinture of IKEA and watch...
Madness
Chaos
Emotional breakdowns
Anarchy
Insanity
Confusion
Serious furniture related injurys
Arguing
Fighting
Midlife crisis'
Vomiting
Paranoia
Death
Accidental misplacement of wooden prosthetic legs (most likeley sold)
Misplacement of kids
Divorces
Marriages (thats how lost you can get)
Temper tantrums
Temper tantrums from kids
Barbarity
And stupidity all unfold

Any one of these things could happen to you so remeber, theres always someone watching, pointing and laughing

by Triple J May 1, 2005

ikea

A large Swedish-based furniture store that sells good quality, modern-styled furniture for much cheaper than most places due to their flat packaging and self-assembled furniture. Ikea stores are sprawling and decorated with an assortment of comfortable furniture arrangements that shoppers can test out, jump on, and go to sleep on. A nice place to shop for good quality and a cozy atmosphere.

Also has a Swedish-based food court, hot dogs, and makes a mean cinnamon bun.

Let's go to Ikea and buy a 6-pack of cinnamon buns and a sofa!

by sploppers August 28, 2006

Irena

Irena is a honest and loyal woman. She knows what she wants and achieves her resolutions almost always. She has a good heart and is a good example for the existence of an amazing human beeing. She always wants to be different and is never how other people expect her to be. Her Name covers exactly her personality as if it would be something clear matching together. "Irena" is a greek - latin name, which means queen of freedom / peace.

irena Pretty angel sent from above.

by Kishno1 January 2, 2017

ikearpal tunnel syndrome

The arthritic fatigue or hand and joint pain specifically felt during and after construction/assembly of IKEA furnitue, directly caused by the use of awkward tools at impossible angles.

Pronunciation: "eye-key-are-pull"

My typing was for crap the day after my wife went on a shopping spree at IKEA - the ikearpal tunnel syndrome set in sometime after the third önÿttïg säk.

by markfromhouston April 19, 2009