Impale

To insert (usually in a rough manner) a large object or penis into a body cavity.

To stab with a large object.

Person 1: "How was your night last night"
Person 2: "Great but I can barely walk, got impaled last night"

Rochelle got impaled by J last night!

by CJRealtalk May 7, 2015

impaled

The term used by men with a large cock to describe exactly why their girlfriend/wife/mistress has an impaired ability to walk correctly.

Same term can be used by women to acurately describe how hung their boyfriend/husband/affair is.

Men: I fucking impaled that chick last night. She won't walk right for days.

Women: Omg, like, he took his massive shaft, and like, impaled me with it. I am so sore. I want more!

by TheMysteriousCharmer June 5, 2016

64' Impala

A 1964 chevrolet Impala.Can Have A Top or no Top. This Car is A Classic Car. Usually riden by gangsters.Also seen as a Lowrider.

Example of Use of The Word "64' Impala":

Homie: Yo Homeboy lets go grab a bite.. I got the munchies..

Other Homie: Ight Homie Lets go Hop in my 64'Impala.

by xXWhiTe06JokerxX August 15, 2006

iJealousy

When some on is Jealous of your iPhone or iPod

Tom- Jack hates me.
John- He just has iJealousy.
Tom- The why arn't you iJealous?
John-Because I have the new iPhone.
Tom- I hate you.
John- Now you have iJealousy.

by Iphonism January 4, 2009

Impala

Classic Cars, best non-lowered, or g'd up... Classic 6 tail light design, plenty of tail lights for the riceboys to familiarize themselves with.

My '68 impala with the 383 smallblock and 2 1/2" exhaust is one badass ride.

by Musclelogic February 23, 2004

Lex the Impaler

A mutant chigga with a hyperextensive penis long enough to impale most people. His favorite trick is to sneak up behind people while they tie their shoes, and ram his iron pecker into their anus and out through the tops of their heads - killing them instantly.

"Run, women get inside your homes and bar the doors! Men, grab whatever weapons you have and flock to fight the beast in the Town Square. The creature, Lex the Impaler, has broken through the city gates!"

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

Ijlal

The word comes from the Punjabi root, Jalal which means hotness. An ijlal can also be someone who is a casanova (see definition), This kid gets girls' digits like its Eid!

Person 1:Man! Did you see Irfan's ijlal-like moves on that girl?!
Response: Yea man. I wish I was an Ijlal

by JustSomeRandomNobody August 2, 2010