iBituary

A death notice or memoriam to one whose life has been ended by an iPad or other Apple device.

iBituary, May 1, 2011

Jack Smith, 34, a dedicated father and avid hiker, was discovered in his Denver home on Friday in a catatonic state with a self inflicted USB wound. Several attempts at revival were made, but the brain trauma was irreversible.

Jack loved to cook and also enjoyed playing golf and spending time with his family. He will be remembered as larger than life, he loved to make people laugh. He will be missed by all.

He is survived by his iWidow, Jane Smith, 32, and daughter Rebecca, 4.

Services will not be held.

by SheNyah June 6, 2011

iBitch

Any bitchy girl who lives in Illinois. Could also be a variation of a bitchy girl from Iowa, or Indiana, etc. More generally used and accepted when a person who lives in or is deeply involved with another state is talking about someone from an "I" state.

Mizzou (or any other non "I" state college) student: Ugh, I don't want to go home for the holidays. I'll have to deal with those old highschool iBitches all over again.

by Lindsey Baorski March 9, 2008

Imbiten

Idk

I'm imbiten.

by Imbiten July 18, 2020

Ibit

1> Another word for nit, gimp, gimpburger, loser.
2> The name of the person that when you sit down at a computer, and there is only one chair, gets to sit in it.

1> "ARGH YOU IBIT, IM GUNNA MERK YOUUUUU"

2> "she's so cool, shes the ibit"

by FLAEIITGHH October 18, 2008

iBitching

What someone does when they complain about an Apple product not working.

My roommate (Mac User): "Ugh, why is my computer not detecting my flash drive??"

Me: "Oh stop your iBitching, it's 'cause you're on a Mac."

by kloveall March 18, 2011

IFBITBB

An acronym for 'If Facebook Is To Be Believed'

IFBITBB, Obama was born on Mars and has 18 alien babies.

by seinberg May 30, 2013

icbity

Something you say when people you trust turn out to be snakes.
"I can't believe I trusted you."

You cheated on me for my best friend! icbity!

by jnlnggo June 18, 2017