Ignet

Ignet is a variation of Ignorant but, refers to a person who is actually too stupid to be considered fully Ignorant. Which of course is worse than simply being ignorant!

*Note* Can also be used as a noun to simply refer to one who offically meets all ignet qualifications.

1. I made this word up, anyone else using it stole it from me which makes you ignet!

2. You are an ignet son of a cum gobbling one tittied cow!

3. I'd say you're ignorant but I'm afraid that would be a compliment to an ignet like you!

4. You're not even smart enough to be ignorant, you're just fucking ignet!

by Mistress Malice May 14, 2004

Dynamic Inertia

a property of matter by which it remains at rest or in uniform motion in the same straight line unless acted upon by some external force but dynamically as in the Shake Weight™ product which ignites the muscles in your arms, shoulders, and chest.
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My wife purchased the Shake Weight™ today. I could have saved the $19.95 and had her practice Dynamic Inertia on my cock.

by Sir Bacon Longshanks October 7, 2009

Emotional inertia

When something is so emotionally overwhelming that it paralyzes you (emotionally) as though the rest of the world is speeding along and you are frozen. This eventually leads to an emotionally slamming of your mind into the proverbial dashboard of life.

When I saw my beloved husband of 32 years naked in our jacuzzi with that 20 year old, I experienced a horrible emotional inertia. When I regained my senses a week later, I ran over him six times with my Hummer.

by Tina Ballance December 9, 2008

Inertially challenged

Politically correct way to say "fat"

There's no way she'll get her inertially challenged ass into those jeans.

by qwertyasdf August 4, 2006

inertiative

An obnoxious contraction of "inertia" and "initiative". Together, they combine to mean 'taking the lead in doing the same thing we were doing before'.

Matt wants to get some dinner, but Brian took the inertiative and hasn't moved from the couch.

by branden January 6, 2006

ignart

Igniting a fart creating an eerie blue flamer.

I retired from the professional ignart circuit after receiving 2nd degree burns internally.

by Soyrelle August 3, 2005

Ignernt

Usual uttered by a person that is trying to call another person ignorant but doesn't know how to pronounce it, let alone define it. Making them, in fact, the ignorant one.

He's so ignernt, always makin fun of me.

by Travis October 1, 2003