Idiosecond

The time it takes for the light to turn green and the idiot behind you to honk.

Red light.
Green
*honk!*
Well, f*ck give me a bit longer than an idiosecond to go!

by Meghadeep September 2, 2016

Idiopocalypse

An apocalypse of idiotic proportions.

The idiopocalypse is upon us!

by Dudeacarr March 5, 2017

Idiopracy

noun \ id·i·oprah·cy \ ˈi-dē-ˈä-p(ə-)rə-sē

Society where elected leaders are chosen by the level of their celebrity, and the popularity of their brand, with disregard to any practical experience or history in public service.

MSM's obsession with Oprah Winfrey running for President is going to devolve the United States into a full idiopracy.

by Atom Attic January 9, 2018

idioted

making a stupid mistake without being a complete retard

I completely idioted out on the essay I was typing.

by John Frankie Kennedy January 28, 2018

idioser

Both an Idiot and a loser that when multiplied together become a new form of retardation. An Idioser carries the traits of a complete dumbass and is a disappointing piece of shit except. When multiplied together the results are extremely dangerous. WARNING: KEEP AWAY FROM IDIOSER AT ALL COSTS

WARNING WE HAVE A LEVEL 10 IDIOSER IN THE BUILDING. I REPEAT THERE IS A IDIOSER IN THE BUILDING. LOCKDOWN IS IN COMMENCE

by Ovendid September 22, 2018

Idiosecond

That tiny moment you realize you have been an idiot, all hope for correction has passed, and you watch your sad fate unfold in all its glory.

As I lifted my hand to make a gesture, my hand hit the edge of my beer glass, and in that idiosecond I watched in slow motion as it spilled all over the table.

by InquisitiveBanana April 15, 2020

Idioerror

An idioerror is the act of an individual lacking understanding of something and instead of researching or trying to understand, makes up an assumption that fits their own agenda or ideology.

That guy is saying that waffles are woke because they are served by women? That's a really stupid idioerror!

by The word guy that has words August 28, 2023