iCarly

The fall of good television as we know it. The show has conflicts that are usually resolved by predictable outcomes. The humor is neithor satire nor comedy, it's a new blend of humor called nonsensism. The two bitches constantly stick their faces in front of the camera whick makes viewers flinch due to their faces being too fucking round and convex. Their jokes are as poor and just sad. And what's with the 20 year old hanging out with two ugly whores.

Dude 1: ( enters room )
dude 2: are you watching icarly?
Dude 1: no, I just watch it because… Carly is kinda cute.

Dude 2: you must be fucking gay if you think Carly is a girl. She needs to grow out of her size A-.0001 bra size. And don't you see that bulge on her crotch. Fucking crotch stuffer.

Dude 1: I'm changing the channel to seinfield.

by Hempn February 27, 2010

ICarly

ICarly is a popular teen show(it's targeted for teenagers, but gets a lot of viewers from tweens and younger)made by Nickelodeon.

It's about three teenagers starting a web-show. The three teenagers consist of

Carly Shay (Miranda Cosgrove) is the host of her own popular web show, iCarly, which she produces with her two best friends, Sam and Freddie.

Sam Puckett (Jennette McCurdy) is one of Carly's best friends and co-host of iCarly.

Freddie Benson (Nathan Kress) is also one of Carly's good friend and neighbor. He is the technical producer of iCarly.

Then they're Carly's older brother, Spencer Shay(Jerry Trainor) and also the three teenagers' friend Gibby(Noah Munck) that makes an occasional appearance on the web-show.

There is currently five seasons out of ICarly that is shown on Nickelodeon. It's taped at the Nickelodeon On Sunset
Hollywood, California.

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Tween Girl #1: Hey, look, ICarly is going to be on, hurry up with the popcorn!

Tween Girl #2: OK, hold on, I just need to pull it out of the microwave!

by Final Fantasy DUNDUNDUN September 27, 2011

icarus dick

someone who is too proud, relating to the mythological icarus who flew too close to the sun

that boy in the mowhawk came onto me and seven other girls at the bar last night, icarus dick.

by bmurf September 21, 2003

icard

Sexy as fuck

Ufff icard

by Icard June 4, 2020

iCarly

One of the worst damn shows on Earth! Complete BULLSHIT that 5 year olds watch and is not meant 4 them. Little kids love this show and transforms them into ignorant little fucking brats who give a shit about texting and drama. Carly and Sam act with much stupidity but their wish is to make a mature version showing porn videos. Their future videos will show the dude named Freddy eat out both of their pussies.

Bratty Girl: can i get that mom?
Mom: not today honey.
Bratty Girl: FUCK U Mom, Icarly said I Can!
mom: you knock it off right now
Bratty Girl: *cries and screams*
Mom: ok, ok, ill get it.
Bratty Girl: Icarly made you buy it, hahaha
Me: *Slaps Bratty Girl* Little pos!!

by Whogivesableep March 30, 2010

iCarly

The best TV show of my childhood.

a) Remember iCarly?
b) Spencer was my favourite character.
a) Same!!!!

by Daddy's Princess 💞 March 6, 2017

iCarly

a stupid teen girl who cant act and looks like a vagina. her show just ruined all off Nickelodeon. why would they make a show with such a TERRIBLE actor.

(person 1): hey whats on nickelodeon?
(person 2):icarly
person 1: is it a good show?
person 2: no she acts like a vagina

by shorty147 July 16, 2010