Involuntary Gold Digger

A woman whose husband buys her lots of gifts and expensive things without her asking.

Jim spoils his wife so much. She must be one lucky involuntary gold digger.

by bobrocks95 May 5, 2010

ialol

Stands for "I actually laughed out loud".

Usually said by someone snorting with laughter, trying to tell everyone that they found something extremely funny

Rose: "I'm going to make some pineapple cake"
Sam: "ialol nooo, banana cake would be much better!!"

by Lizbug October 15, 2011

Involuntary sensibleness

When you're sensible, even though you don't want to be.

Angie busted her knee running, she wanted to go for a jog, but her involuntary sensibleness made her walk instead.

by TheAbstract November 15, 2011

Involuntary Abstinence

When someone (typically a college student) has a fanciful desire to consume alcohol with some fellow mates and get crazy intoxicated, but doesn't have anyone to do so with (due to no close friends or social groups). They are most likely still an alcohol virgin because of this.

High school friend: Hey bud haven't seen you in a long time! How ya been?

Me: Pretty good, university life has been pretty awesome and wild here. Exams are coming soon though so it's getting pretty stressful

High school friend: That's nice! Nothing like a few shots of tequila to help alleviate all that stress

Me: Oh I don't drink alcohol

High school friend: Oh why not? Are you practicing abstinence?!

Me: Bruh of course not, it's just that I have involuntary abstinence...

High school friend: Ah, I understand.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 2, 2019

2nd hand/involuntary suicide

A person wants to die but cannot bring them selfs to comet suicide, which leads them wanting some out side force to do it for them

I overheard someone say they want 2nd hand/involuntary suicide

by HYPERKILLER54 July 2, 2021

iafolla

A furry italian who is self-proclaimed awesome

Damn you're so Iafolla-esque!

by Sabah G October 19, 2006

Involuntary Bowel Movement Syndrome

Also known as IBMS. A condition affecting many people but widely undiscussed. It creates a sensation of tingling and bloating in the gastrointestinal tract, which then leads to spontaneous bowel movements of which the affected has no control. The bowel movements can vary whether they are consisted of urine, stool or both and they can also vary in quantity.

-I heard you crapped your pants the other day during your presentation.
-It's not my fault, I can't help it...
-How come?
-I don't like to talk about it.
-C'mon, you can let me know, we're best buds!
-Well, okay.....I have Involuntary Bowel Movement Syndrome
-Oh, IBMS.
-How do you know about it?
-My mum's had it for a few years, so I know how you feel.

by lvthmyrkfrv November 11, 2009