Itachi

A super-delicious sexy man who rules the bedroom. A great father/sibling, he cares for all. His bangs make you hot and his eyes cause massive orgasms. He is the reason for living; the reason for dying.

Person: OMG IT'S ITACHI!!
Itachi: Hey...
Person: *Massive orgasm*

by BlueberryWin August 1, 2009

itchy feet

the desire to travel

He had itchy feet, but couldn't leave due to the state of emergency.

by The Return of Light Joker October 15, 2011

Guitar Hero Itch

The annoying and inevitable sensation of an itch at any place on the body that occurs while playing Guitar Hero.

Mandy: "My arm itches, but I can't scratch it because I have to keep playing!"
Claire: "I know how you feel; my nose has been itchy for the last 5 minutes, but there hasn't been a break in my notes. Damn you Guitar Hero itch!"

by Klair February 20, 2008

Itch Fest

The act of being very itchy

I slept with that girl last night and now I'm having an itch fest below my equator.

by Itchy 24_7 April 26, 2009

Itchy Barnacles

Enflamed and enraged hemorrhoids that are itching worse than a case of chicken pox. Rendering the person in a miserable, squirming state longing for relief from a medicated pad or salve.

Carl's job as a trucker often rendered him on the long hauls with a case of itchy barnacles. He frequently had to make stops along the way for a little rectal ointment to smooth the fire.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015

itch list

list of things that you are itching to do.

Synonym: bucket list

Ayesha had 40 items on her itch list and it was full of exotic travel destinations!

by Fermion94 May 31, 2016

Itchy grundle

An iritated scratch worthy gooch. Mainly aquired from poor personal hygiene, and/or unprotected sexual intercourse with a dirty, unbathed, disease infested female.

Man, i haven’t bathed in days. Now i got an itchy grundle and require aquaphore and baby powder.

by JerzeyJBoi June 12, 2018