You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had.

The long version of y'all'd'nt've'd'd'i'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd, which is the longest grammatically correct contraction. It means without me, you couldn't have done it.

P 1: We did it!
P 2: You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had."

by George Washingmachine. January 3, 2021

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I had a stroke

Something that makes so little sense, that it seems like the other person had a stroke.

Grandpa: buh bred tge ckep tgys Youth: r/i had a stroke

by Biscuits, cheese biscuits July 19, 2019

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i had fun with your mom

When you fuck someones mom

I had fun with your mom last night she gave me the good stuff

by ifuckurmom69allday December 9, 2021

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If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth

An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden/anybody.

Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.

by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010

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