idiot

An epithet that describes anyone but you.

It is a statistical certainty that there is someone out there in the planet who considers you an idiot. That person doesn't matter, of course -- he's an idiot.

by T-Boy August 29, 2003

idiot

The person looking up this definition right now

"Wow I'm such an idiot"
"wtf are you doing looking up the word idiot, you idiot"
"RUSH B IDIOT, BLYAT"

by Retarded Hillbilly April 20, 2018

idiot

A person who occupies a position or opinion opposing your correct one.

People who think x are idiots.

by Killing Kittens June 4, 2004

idiot

Someone who has a wish to shoot someone, but is pointing his gun the wrong way.

Idiot: I'm gonna kill you with this gun, watch out!
Smart Person: You idiot! You're pointing your gun the wrong way!

by jdm89 January 18, 2017

idiot

A guy who thinks its fun to run into a wall with a trash can on his head.

god danm that guy is such an idiot

by Matty.D May 10, 2006

Idiot

Justin Bieber

Idiot, n.: Justin Bieber

by Lucio Soph July 23, 2010

idiot

Anyone who puts in a politician as the definition for this word.

LOL!!!!1 IDIOT = insert politician here!!11 I AM A COMIC GENUIS!!!1

by Anonymous September 15, 2003