i eat your punches

A nice way of saying your weak bitch

When someone punches someone else and it doesn't hurt then u would say I eat your punches

by TheirIsNoMoreUsernames January 14, 2017

I EAT MUD

Ducking hentai looking orangutans bitch mother fucker

I EAT MUD. YES I JUST EAT MUD

by WHO TF SAID ASKED April 9, 2021

i eat toothpasteVEEVO#6969

person who was witnessed someone piss themselved in a restaurant

they are also a smart fella AND fart smella

"i eat toothpasteVEEVO#6969 spells BAD"
"i agree"

by jamie or jack idk September 9, 2021

i eat sand

if you eat sand, you are one of my emo friends who are weird, and get angry at people who call you emo

"i eat sand"
"omg jonathan why r u so emo"
"HOW DARE YOU STUPID SHITTY DIMBO DUMBO IDIOT I SHALL COME FOR YOU"

by SAURCE February 25, 2022

I eat kids

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I piped the door I eat kids

by Jjjjdnxnnxx May 28, 2022

I Eat Cannibals

I eat cannibal

Feed on animal

Your love is so edible to me

I eat cannibals

I eat cannibal

It's incredible

You bring out the animal in me

I eat cannibals

What can you do

You're in a stew

Hot hot cook it up

I'm never gonna stop

Fancy a bite

My appetite

Yum yum gee it's fun

Banging on a different drum

And I eat cannibal

Feed on animal

Your love is so edible to me

I eat cannibals

I eat cannibal

It's incredible

You bring out the animal in me

I eat cannibals

I like the spice

Tasty and nice

Roastin vitamin

Forget the dietin'

Mmm such a dish

I can't resist

Healthy recipe

What you got is good for me

And I eat cannibal

Feed on animal

Your love is so edible to me

I eat cannibals
I eat cannibal

It's incredible

You bring out the animal in me

I eat cannibals

All I wanna do

Make a meal of you

We are what we eat

You're my kind of meat

Got a hunger for your love

(Hot pot cook it up, I'm never gonna stop)

It's all I'm thinkin' of

(Yum yum gee it's fun, I'm banging on a drum)

Give the world a bone

(Roastin vitamin, forget the dietin')

I got steak at home

(I eat cannibals)

I don't need no take away 'cause Chinese food is so risque

The menu is the venue where your heart is,

can't you see I'm not into foreign platters, loving you is all that matters

You're the kind of bull who's put the animal in me

I eat cannibal

Feed on animal

Your love is so edible to me

I eat cannibals

I eat cannibal

It's incredible

You bring out the animal in me

I eat cannibals

Roastin', toastin', you're the one I'm boastin'

Eat me, eat you, incredibly delicious too

Gourmet, flambe, serve you up an entree

Intake, home bake, you're the icing on the cake

Eat me, eat you, incredibly delicious too

Gourmet, flambe, serve you up an entree

Intake, home bake, you're the icing on the cake

Full up, can't stop, dicing on a chop chop

by Death Menace December 8, 2022

I eat our own dog food

Implies sweating profusely until swamp ass has turned into a frothed eggwhite like substance on your chode, which is then scooped and devoured with a cup of cold milk.

I eat our own dog food and store my crypto on Binance.com. I also need to convert crypto from time-to-time to pay for my personal expenses or for the Card.

by Rokett March 27, 2023